dollopheadedmerlin

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Being poor is so frustrating bc you will wait as long as possible to go grocery shopping to the point where you run out of food and are just scavenging around like a rat. But then! You finally bring home food and your body sees all of the food in the fridge and is like We have Not eaten enough in the past week so we Need to eat All of this food NOW if we are to survive the winter

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you Applied to 200 jobs and are still unemployed . hope u dont mind we Leak ur data. and no, we will Not be calling back

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my mental health is maintained by drawing this art 🙊

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Once again having to touch grass bc other people hc Merlin as like 16 in season one and my heart and soul demand that he be 18-20 in season one and I have to bite my tongue bc you know that someone will go "but the intro says 'young boy' until he turns 18/21 so if my math is right, he's only 16" and I just- I cannot fight those people because either a) they are 14 or b) they don't get nuance and the fact that an old man (Gaius/Uther/etc.) and a thousands of years old dragon (Kilgharrah) are more than capable of reffering to a young adult as "boy" simply bc he is much younger than them rather than because he is a literal child.

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And what would Arthur do the next day? Run at a banshee with a stick that he lit on fire (Merlin confiscated his sword the day prior)

Bonus: he won

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This was so fun to draw

I really wanted to try drawing Arthur a little bit differently

Bonus: Arthur decided to let his hair grow longer purely so Merlin would have to comb it for him

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arthur’s logic being ‘you’re not a socerer, I would know’ drives me INSANE. it’s not ‘you’re not a sorcerer, that’s impossible’ or ‘you’re not a sorcerer, my father would’ve hanged you’ or ‘you’re not a sorcerer, you’re my dumbass clumsy servant’ or ‘you’re not a sorcerer, you’re not evil’ or even ‘you’re not a sorcerer, you’re my friend and you couldn’t have chosen to be my friend if you had magic’.

it’s none of that, it’s ‘I would know.’

you would’ve told me by now. i would’ve realised by now. you’re not a sorcerer because you’re the one person that wouldn’t lie to me

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merlin nation im with u

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destiny

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two sides of the same coin

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Merlin is season five levels of done with his destiny in this scene. And Arthur just wants to compliment his boyfriend.

Arthur & Merlin | 3.05 "The Crystal Cave"

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Merlin & Arthur | 5.05 "The Disir"

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*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

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Misunderstanding?

(couldn't u compliment him more clearly, Merlin?)

i just like how funny their belly looks in armor

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how insane must it have felt to be an actor table reading for bbc merlin. alright anthony this week, you are driven mad by memories of the children you killed in your genocide. next week? bald.