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"i hope you recover" and i hope you come across Mildred, Wizard of Mildew, and forever be cursed to smell heavily of moldy laundry. fucking worm.
"i hope you recover" from what. not all of us have trauma pal. some of us are just freaks (affectionate), and don't have anything to recover from. some of us are just in it for the love of the game
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i think it's ok to play fighting games to cum. there are worse reasons to do something
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i love the -with mama trend but sometimes i get sad because that is clearly papa and he aint getting any credit raising those darn kids...
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these are two full-grown adult cats. but one of them will always be baby
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would you like me to call it a blowie instead
why do they call it a blowjob. i don’t want to think about work when i’m sucking a cock.
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honestly fucking fascinating that people will pretty universally understand that thin people can be naturally predisposed to thinness regardless of what they eat or their activity level, but that so many of the same people cannot possibly fathom that fat people could have similar dispositions or that there could be any factors more complex than a "lack of self control."
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I have something on my server I need help with one sec
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"What do you want from a remake" I DON'T WANT THEM. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER SOULLESS NOSTALGIA-FILLED CASH-GRAB. I DON'T WANT ANY OF THEM. I DON'T WANT ADAPTATIONS THAT KILL THE ORIGINAL MESSAGE OF THE THING THEY WERE BASED UPON NEITHER THE SHOT-BY-SHOT DESATURATED RECREATIONS. I WANT ORIGINAL STORIES!!! NOT REMAKES OF MOVIES THAT AIN'T EVEN 30 YEARS OLD!!!AAGGGGGHHH
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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did you know that you can purchase a life sized, 22 foot miia daki because you absolutely can
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