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Haven’t used tumblr in a bit so uhhhhhhhh

Have pasta

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My creation:

Chili-mixed pasta, with leftover chicken and peppers shredded into the top layer of sauce.

And a mixed fruit and berry smoothie, with apple, blackberries and a banana blended into a (maybe) cup of milk and a splash of what I guess counts as a homemade wine.

This is the most effort I’ve ever put into my cooking, I blame YouTube shorts.

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“I’m going off the rails on a crazy train” implies two things: one, that we were on the rails to begin with and two, that the train was crazy. Now, saying that the train was crazy is a bit weird right? Trains aren’t sentient, so what was crazy, the conductor?

And if the conductor was crazy, and the train was on the rails to begin with, does that mean he went crazy at some point during the train ride that day? Otherwise the train would’ve been off the rails already, correct? If that were to be the case, what made the conductor go crazy?

It’s not often that people go crazy spontaneously, so I find it quite likely that some form of psychedelics or other illegal drugs were involved. This may be further implied by the laughing at the beginning of the song after he says “all aboard” the song being “Crazy Train” by Ozzy Osbourne. Given this info it’s not unlikely that the conductor of the train attempted to ride the train off its rails and can be presumed that he later crashed it due to the non-existent steering functions of the train.

The conductor is an idiot.

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Names I call my cat

• Scathy

• Scath

• Sun Corthy

• Idiot

•Scathedral

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Here’s the grand word of the day:

GEAD

Doesn’t exist but yeah.

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She jeepers on my jinkies till I zoinks

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This guy ain’t got no thoughts in his head fr fr

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Spagity: confusing orange sauce edition

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Anonymous said:

mario going “mama mia” but luigi yelling “HOLY SHIT”

these reactions are pretty accurate, actually

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Just forgot how the alphabet goes and said “seven” in place of L.

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Door to door salesman for cars

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I had a thought just now and in hindsight it sounds like either a 16th century quote or a modern random-old-person-on-social-media quote

“If you only take a small sip, how do you know if you’re gonna like the pulp?”

I had this thought while drinking an aloe vera drink directly from the bottle waterfall style

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I don’t sentence people to ball hand, I sentence people to ballsack

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Y’know I think it’d be neat if all glass just suddenly became opaque

Just in an instant all windows are blacked out and all glasses are fucked. I think it’d be gnarly.

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Ok gonna put this here

These are not finished, I’ve yet to give the second one the hammer but these are just so fuckin cool.

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Ok gonna put this here

These are not finished, I’ve yet to give the second one the hammer but these are just so fuckin cool.