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Gavner Purl APPRECIATION TIMEE

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“I’m a real vampire’s assistant now, aren’t I?” I asked. 

He nodded sadly. “Yes. You are.” 

“Does that make you glad?” 

“No,” he said. “It makes me feel ashamed.”

-  The Vampire’s Assistant (Cirque Du Freak, #2) by Darren Shan

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Are you the person who's in love with Gavner or am I getting you mixed up with a different account?

indeed that is me♥️ although there are a few of us floating around

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Okay I love Darren Shan but I still cannot believe he cited inability to bear children as the main reason there are less female vampires than males.

Like dude I’d join the clan for the infertility alone.

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hc: darren introduces the clan to beer pong tournaments

-arrow & vancha are the undefeated champions

-they celebrate winning way too much

-mika’s pretty good but he’s stuck with kurda and kurda’s bad enough to ruin it for both of them

-after one terrible game he kicks kurda off his team and plays with arra instead

-mika & arra give arrow & vancha a run for their money but they’re no match for the pure Frat Boy Energy™️

-darren & harkat aren’t the best but they’re just there to have a good time and also get drunk

-by a fluke harkat makes a pretty impressive trick shot & they jump around like they’ve just won the whole tournament

-gavner & larten lose every game

-gavner keeps throwing airballs, larten just cannot hit a cup to save his life

-they argue the whole time & blame each other for losing despite the fact they both absolutely suck

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tumblr bitch: liking cirque du freak makes you a freak!

me: *growls really hard*

darren: its ok theyre just jealous babe...

me: i know darren, i know

steve: *slaps my fat juicy ass*

me: NOT NOW STEVE DARREN AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

steve: youre so boring *murders a whole family*

me: *sighs*

police: *en route*

larten: crepsley

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Every time I think about Darren almost killing Darius or about their dynamics in my rpg this video is all that comes to mind,,,,,,,,

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WE MUST VOTE ON AND FIND THE SUPERIOR CDF BOOK!!

Everyone go vote on the round one match-ups plz♥️

Mer (aka mikaverleth aka festivaloftheundead) organized this and I’ve been dying to know what our little fandom’s favourite book in the series is so go cast ur votes!!🗳

https://twitter.com/m1kaverleth/status/1527104271535194113?s=21&t=1YmInkLnAuaWQlL4hUSTBQ

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Council needs you to find the difference between these two photos….

…they’re the same photo

Made for / inspired by @dominiquethevampire the CEO of Jeremy Irons as Larten Crepsley

I don’t know the identity of the woman in the photo w Jeremy I’m sorry

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sobbing and shaking and screaming!!!

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Harkat says it’s summer and I don’t argue with the king

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Unfortunately I’m here all week folks

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who let y’all outside

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gavner doodles before bed 🛌

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two of my mikas so far 😊