The nicest misanthrope you will ever meet.This is all the build up to when I run away to the woods. She/her 30
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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hey Elvis is the glass half full or half empty to you?
Woah mama it depends on whether you're filling or emptying
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im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again
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‘Babe, we have drunk bartender at home’
#there was an incident at the hotel bar#dude was struggling#he made a margsrita with ‘2 shots of everything’
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Urban Design Lab posted these great pics of an architect's life before CAD ...



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Baskin robbins sour gummi worm fizz im referring to as ‘the chemical’
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Have been looking for my heaphones for months, thought I lost them in the move, found them tonight in the pocket of my clown suit
Honk honk i guess
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behind every late diagnosed neurodivergent person is a parent who has absolutely nothing going on at all don't worry about it
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No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog
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I’ve been really good at manifesting things lately, found the exact penguin soda stream we wanted at the thrift store, but maybe too good. The vintage coach purse I’ve been craving came from my mom’s friend… with a gold tooth in it….
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I think "slop" is a strong contender for world of the year 2025, as it seems to be universally recognizable as a description for the majority of output produced in the name of Return on Investment.
Sure it means algorithmically generative slop now, but look at housing construction, durable appliances, food, automobiles, you name it and tell me it's not just more slop. If enshittification is the process, slop is the result.
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Today he is the Gubenschneuber
Things I called my parent’s corgi today:
Gorpus collosum
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That kinda day I guess
#turns out geek squad doesnt have a direct phone number?#the phone repair people don’t have a phone?#this is the worst timeline
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