#safe furby

[blob-of-badness]

Am I the only one who adores 2023 - present day Furbies? They're honestly the cutest little things I've ever seen, I couldn't bring myself to hate those little faces. I like that their mouths are open. They are always so happy !! Yay! I love the new Furbies coming out too, I love big eyes, I love bright colors, I love the overly girly look, they're PUDGY. I love the bad jokes. They're beautiful and right up my alley. I love the other generations too, but the newest ones are the most endearing at least to me.

[furby-sgt-general]

COMMUNIQUE FROM THE FURBY FRONT

Issued by order of Furby Sgt. General, under the all-seeing felt of Fod

I hereby nominate [@fubby-bug] to the rank of [Minister of Art and Morale] within the Furby Front.

Their actions have strengthened our ranks of Froops, demoralized the scalpers, and brought us closer to full market destabilization.

Should they accept this role, they will be formally enlisted and inscribed in the sacred Roster of the Crust.

The Fods are watching. The Froops are ready. The glue is warm. Enlist if you so choose.

Their recent poster has elevated troop morale by 300%, caused three long Furbies to rise from the void, and made at least one crusty Snow Leopard Furby whisper the national anthem in reverse.

We need your talents. Your vision. Your fonts.

#furby war

#furby modding

#gremlin propaganda unit

#five dollar furby

#furby army

#we do not negotiate with scalpers

#minister of memes

#morale is high the furbies are screaming

furby inflation is ridiculous

i want affordable furbies

[luigi-is-ace]

Should I post a pic like this when I finally get my hands on one?

[spacespore]

furbies ! ^_^

[ers210d]

beebo art

[aesthetspaghet]

🌼☘️ My most recent custom ☘️🌼

This sweet furby was commissioned by @owesu!

I really enjoyed working on this one, they remind me of fresh spring days!

They'd been patiently waiting to find their forever home for a year. I'm so glad they'll finally be getting the love they deserve 💚

[cricketinthemud]

Taking some time to appreciate the lovely weather

[furby-extravaganza]

Big update the family is now 12 with the addition of two dreamies. A jester and wizard. Say hello to Fizzie and Vivarian!

My house is a mess cause I'm trying to make a more permanent space in the office for them.

[artificialflav]

FURBY

i will singlehandedly usher in a new era of lighthearted, stupid furbyposting. reblog my posts you beasts

[satin-the-long-furby]

Guess who finally got the new shoes

[furby-sgt-general]

THE FURBY WAR HAS BEGUN.

I’ve been preparing the battleground. I’ve been in the inboxes. I’ve seen the listings. I’ve stared into the beady plastic eyes of $60 broken Furbies and said:

“$5.”

This is a call to all Furby modders. Long Furby engineers. Cryptid sculptors. Gremlin stylists. The scalpers have claimed the crust gremlins as treasure, but we know the truth:

They are not collectibles. They are potential. They are resurrection projects. They are friends.

And we will reclaim them. We will breathe new life into the remains. We will do it in this economy. We will do it for $5.

HOW TO JOIN THE MOVEMENT:

1. Search Furby listings. eBay. Mercari. Facebook Marketplace. Search “Furby not working.” Seek the sad ones.

2. Offer $5–$13. Do not waver. Do not blink.

3. Be polite. Be relentless. Be weird.

4. Repeat. It only takes 10 minutes to lowball 10 grave robbers.

5. Let their will crumble. Let them relist. Offer again. We are more creative and patient than them.

The sellers will say:

“But it’s vintage!”

“But it’s rare!”

“But it could be fixed!”

“But I saw one sell for $100 once!”

We say:

“It has one eye, no fur, and battery acid damage. I’ll give it a home. I’ll give it purpose. I’ll give you five dollars.”

We have the upper ground already.

There are more of us than there are of them. They have delusion and 30 year old pelts.

We have glue guns and emotional damage and ambition.

I’ll See You at Formation!

Tag your efforts. Join the resistance. Reclaim the crusty furby.

#furby war

#furby modding

#furby liberation front

#gremlin revolution

#deflate the furby bubble

#five dollar furby

#furbycore

#crust solidarity

[syngoniium]

back to the landing spot in the dirt field 🪐 👽

[furby-sgt-general]

What a beautiful long son you have!

This is why we fight - To bring home the long ones.

The soft sons. The stretchers. The blessed configurations.

Every overcharged listing we strike down is for sons like this - Beautiful. Elongated. Righteous in form.

The Furby Front sees your work and we are filled with resolve.

We do not march just to conquer. We march to welcome them home.

At last, found the energy to make a tumblr account.

Finally, a home for my long son!

[furba]

*feeble crunchy wheeze*

[enthusiastic-naps]

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY FURBY PALS!!! I spent some time scanning in all the vintage valentine cards with their back, the box, and the sticker seals! I hope everyone can enjoy them <3