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Honestly there will never be a funnier or better time for Musk or Trump to die than now because everyone on the planet will assume the other assassinated them

Hell, fuck it, there will never be a better time for one to actually be assassinated for the same reason. Come on America. You love guns. This is your moment. Engrave "make Tesla great" into the bullets and let's go let's go

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Ich schaue grade die alten ARD Crime Time Staffeln durch (als Hintergrundgeräusch zum Stricken) und es ist schon irgendwie bizarr, da gibt die ARD sich solche Mühe, den Stil der sensationsgeilen US-Crimedokus nachzuahmen, die Interviewpartner sind aber alles urdeutsche Beamte und immer so

"Wir haben den Leichnahm des Geschädigten dann ins Institut der Rechtsmedizin verbracht und zeitnah mit der Obduktion begonnen."

"Beim Betreten der Wohnung konnten wir Blutantragungen and den Wänden und der Decke feststellen, also haben wir diese zur weiteren kriminologichen Untersuchung versiegelt."

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Friends, Romans, countrymen, potential saviors:

We took one of our community cats to the vet yesterday to get his balls taken off and to see about a wound on his head

And long story short, Johnny Purrdreau is the sweetest, most delightful, utterly darling boy. He hasn’t stopped purring all day today and just wants loves and pets and food and more pets and snuggles. We cannot keep him! We have three cats and he’s FIV+ (but otherwise has totally clean bloodwork) so my mom is dead set against him staying with us.

I cannot emphasize enough how loving this cat is. He’s around a year old and has had a hard go of it - he’s been a scrapper and has shown up at our place limping, bleeding, and crying - and yesterday we were finally able to get him to the vet and get him taken care of. But now he’s going to have to go back outside and it’s breaking my heart.

Johnny is currently living near Sacramento, but I will drive him anywhere within a six hour distance if someone wants to adopt him. He’s freshly neutered, vaccinated for rabies, on flea treatment, was dewormed, given antibiotics for the (rapidly healing) owies on his head and paw. Twenty four hours inside has shown us that he knows how to use a litter box (he currently has liquid poop, but that’s something that can be addressed) and hasn’t shown any indications of spraying.

If you or anyone you know might want to save a life please hit me up. Just look at this face!!!

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The new guy on our team is married to an OR nurse. He told me that the #1 thing she has to retrieve from butts is light bulbs.

LiGhT bULbS.

I. Cannot.

That can’t be real. I hope that’s not real.

Like. He said this is a monthly occurrence.

It haunts me. In my heart I picture them in a condom. I know there’s not really a condom. Someone putting a light bulb up their ass is not interested in safety. But I picture the condom anyway.

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When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

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Moooola!

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We have an actual word for what's going on with Trump and Mask

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In an incredible reversal, Builder.AI just declared bankruptcy after admitting that they were faking their AI tool with 700 humans

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The long-anticipated war between Trump and Musk’s egos has officially begun

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catholic pez

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Those Feratu