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sure. blame the guy who’s a huge idiot who causes a lot of problems, again
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attention!!
@adrienlim‘s mun is out fishing for the weekend and will get started on replies & starters when she comes back
#.ooc#she forgot to post abt it & i guess we have basically the same followers#i was supposed to go but ig she just left as a fake and with my makeup so.#tbd sOZ
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a plot where muse a uses muse b to make their ex jealous , but muse b doesn’t know and thinks this is a legit relationship . then obvi muse a starts to actually have feelings for muse b , but muse b realizes / finds out that muse a was just using them and , y’know : DRAMA .
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i don’t think my mom would appreciate this
Sleeping naked next to the person you love
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oh eliz ー ‘89 liner ー bartender
↺ to help | + for a follow | ❤ for a starter
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💭 please reblog if you’re okay with turning meme answers into threads !
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sms → adrien : did you mean wii nintendo but a hot girl was looking over your shoulder
( ✉ → sms ) shut the fuck up
( ✉ → sms ) also yeah lol.
sms → adrien : you know it’s not shameful to play the nintendo wii
sms → adrien : especially if you say you can do rainbow road at 200cc without falling off
sms → adrien : wisdom from your gege, if you can smash that rainbow road, you can smash that girl
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“Don’t bullshit me.”
THE WHOLE GAME WAS LEADING TO THIS POINT–
the corner of his lips perked into a smug expression as he set his five cards face-down before pushing the entirety of his chips into the centre. almost every player had mistakenly fell for the hype and bet all their money away, but the drunken & adrenaline-filled elation of the crowd soon dissipated as soon as his cards were revealed.
at first, dylan announced them to the rest of the players, although none believed it at first. ‘don’t bullshit me.’ he had heard on his right. but one by one he turned over what he had promised: a ten, a jack, a queen, a king & an ace belonging to the strongest suit of spades which left everyone cursing at him.
“see , i told you i was good at poker.” he grabbed tanner’s shoulder before he could rise to his feet. “believe me now?”

#rollingstvne#.resp#/ sorry this took a while also i dont know how to play poker but google told me he won LMFAO
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( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
sms → yugyeom : are you drunk or sobbing in despair
sms → yugyeom : either way your typos are out of control please refrain from texting me in such a state
sms → yugyeom : also. is there more pizza
sms → yugyeom : that hasn’t been dropped on the floor
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Kieran was talking about how having Artemis’ older brother as a professor was scary as hell, sort of understanding where she was coming from. Not to mention that Athena and Iris were equally as scary; her two older sisters could probably keep the girl on a chain for the rest of her life. Sighing, she finishes her lunch, about ready to stand before her friend offers to throw away everything.
Beep. Another text from Dylan.
She groaned and read the preview on her lock screen, not even bothering to respond until a tap on her shoulder.
His voice gave Artemis such a scare, looking up and meets Dylan’s eyes. No freaking way.
The female stands, the only thing between them is the chair that she sat on. “How rude—“
THIS HAS GOT TO BE HIS LUCKIEST DAY.
he was suddenly glad to have been dragged to the mall since after all, if it wasn’t for his pestering, cheap roommate, dylan would have never been able to see artemis in person.
“you know--” he stood, staring at the girl with a grin, “i was starting to think you were catfishing me. but i’ll be damned - you’re just as good looking as your profile picture makes you out to be.” a flirtatious glint gleamed over his wide eyes as he held out his large palm to gently cup her cheek. with a prompt shift of his hand, he pushed her back into her seat, turned his glance to her male companion with his expression hardening for a split-moment to shoot him an icy glare. his face recovered, however, once he had grabbed a chair and squeezed himself to separate the two friends.
”when you told me you were with a friend, i didn’t imagine you to be cheating on me.” his smirk indicated his words as a joke, but his expression suggested more than that -- his narrowing eyes towards the other male were his own hint in asking to be introduced.
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“Don’t call me.”
resp → @ccmpulsive
HE REMEMBERED ALEX SAYING THAT & DYLAN SNEERING IN RESPONSE.

“don’t think so highly of yourself,” he scoffed, “i never even saved your number into my phone, asshole.”
that was yesterday. now?
he had been kicking at the same pebble for the past half hour waiting for adrien to come home from work. only after twenty or so messages did he finally get a call back, but there was a lot of shouting & ‘get lost, my boss is getting mad’s & ‘go the fuck away i need this job’s so… he was probably busy.
the only options were to wait for another hour or so for his roommate or…
sms → xxxx-xxx-xxx : technically i’m not calling you but anyways let me in, i forgot my keys
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