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Aventurine: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass.

Dr. Ratio: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!

Aventurine: …Your point?

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Sunday: And if you have any suggestions, please put them in the suggestion box.

Trailblazer: That’s a trash can—

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Himeko: What happened to the Trailblazer? They’ve been laying on the floor for... close to an hour now?

March: They're just a little overwhelmed...~

Welt: Why?

March: Dan Heng smiled at them.

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4ggravate (beach episode) ft. traveller —

tighnari and traveller, casually checking up on the baggage

cyno: where's alhaitham?

kaveh: I already told him to be. on. time. but, of course he had to take his own sweet ti—

*door creeks open revealing alhaitham*

alhaitham, nonchalantly combing through his hair: time?

*silence*

kaveh, muttering: ...pft, show off—

traveller, barely able to hold in a nosebleed: looking good, haitham!

cyno: finally...

tighnari, chuckling: alright alright, we got everything we need, let's go~

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Whitney: You are an absolute fucking dork.

PC, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!

Whitney: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.

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Sydney: Father, I have sinned.

Whitney: Daddy, I’ve been naughty.

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Itto: I feel like doing something stupid.

Traveler: I’m stupid, do me.

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Traveler: I think I'm falling for you.

Alhaitham: Then get up.

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HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE! i hope we can create more fantastic memories in this coming year; again — stay safe, drink lots of water, love ya <3

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Hi!! ♡ How have you been? It's been way too long, I missed you! ^_^ Welcome back, I just wanted to wish you happy holidays if you celebrate any of them!! ◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜

— ☕️ (regular anon)

☕️ anonnn! it's been too longgg, how have u been? thank you for the wishes, i hope the holidays have been treating u well too; drink lots of water, and stay safe as always, ya?

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*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*

Thoma: Would never stab anyone.

Childe: Would stab someone in retaliation.

Itto: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.

Diluc: Would stab without warning.

Zhongli: Would stab as a warning.

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Past Rin: I want to grow up and be like big brother!

Present Rin: That is called Acquiring Depression.

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Rin: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Isagi: What?

Rin: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

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Traveller: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Itto: Wow. They sound stupid.

Traveller: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Itto: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Traveller: I guess you’re right. Hey Itto, I love you.

Itto: See! Just say that!

Traveller: Holy fucking shit.

Itto: If that flies over their head then, sorry Traveller, but they're too dumb for you.

Traveller: Itto.

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Lev: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.

Kuroo: Actually Lev, it’s salt.

Lev: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.

Kuroo: Uh Lev, that would be salt.

Kuroo: *takes the salt packer from Lev* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.

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h-he— he DID A FACECAM!? WHAT IN TARNATIONS IS GOING ON HERE- i really though he was going to sit this one out yet he proved me wrong- damn-

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Itto: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Zhongli’*

Albedo: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*