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And no I'm not sponsored by LNDS—I'm just curious is all :DD

Feel free to tag anyone you think you want to answer the poll/question~

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Rafayel: I give up— I am so tired...

Thomas: Get the emergency supply!

Some employee: *carries MC and places them in front of Rafayel*

MC: *smiles*

Rafayel: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO!

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*The gang is learning CPR on a test dummy*

Zayne: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?

Rafayel: No, Zayne. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.

Zayne: No, that’s not part of it—

Rafayel: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?

Xaiver: I would want to live with no legs.

Rafayel: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, bunny boy. You don’t do anything.

Zayne: All right, well, lets get back to it. ‘Cause you’re losing him.

Rafayel: *pumps frantically*

Zayne: Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute.

Rafayel: Okay, that’s uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?

Sylus: How’s that gonna help you?

Rafayel: I will divide and then count to it.

Sylus: Right.

Zayne: Okay... Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of ‘Staying Alive’ by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?

Rafayel: Yes, yes I do. I love that song. *clears throat, begins to sing* First I was afraid, I was petrified.

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MC: We were playing Scrabble. It was a nightmare—

Xaiver: Scrabble...? Scrabble’s great.

MC: Not when you’re playing with Zayne, it’s not. He puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

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MC: Hey.

Sylus: Hey...?

MC: I can't sleep. :/

Sylus: I can. Goodnight.

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Aventurine: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass.

Dr. Ratio: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!

Aventurine: …Your point?

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Sunday: And if you have any suggestions, please put them in the suggestion box.

Trailblazer: That’s a trash can—

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Himeko: What happened to the Trailblazer? They’ve been laying on the floor for... close to an hour now?

March: They're just a little overwhelmed...~

Welt: Why?

March: Dan Heng smiled at them.

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4ggravate (beach episode) ft. traveller —

tighnari and traveller, casually checking up on the baggage

cyno: where's alhaitham?

kaveh: I already told him to be. on. time. but, of course he had to take his own sweet ti—

*door creeks open revealing alhaitham*

alhaitham, nonchalantly combing through his hair: time?

*silence*

kaveh, muttering: ...pft, show off—

traveller, barely able to hold in a nosebleed: looking good, haitham!

cyno: finally...

tighnari, chuckling: alright alright, we got everything we need, let's go~

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Whitney: You are an absolute fucking dork.

PC, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!

Whitney: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.

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Sydney: Father, I have sinned.

Whitney: Daddy, I’ve been naughty.

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Itto: I feel like doing something stupid.

Traveler: I’m stupid, do me.

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Traveler: I think I'm falling for you.

Alhaitham: Then get up.

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HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE! i hope we can create more fantastic memories in this coming year; again — stay safe, drink lots of water, love ya <3

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Hi!! ♡ How have you been? It's been way too long, I missed you! ^_^ Welcome back, I just wanted to wish you happy holidays if you celebrate any of them!! ◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜

— ☕️ (regular anon)

☕️ anonnn! it's been too longgg, how have u been? thank you for the wishes, i hope the holidays have been treating u well too; drink lots of water, and stay safe as always, ya?

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*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*

Thoma: Would never stab anyone.

Childe: Would stab someone in retaliation.

Itto: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.

Diluc: Would stab without warning.

Zhongli: Would stab as a warning.

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Past Rin: I want to grow up and be like big brother!

Present Rin: That is called Acquiring Depression.