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I don't even think uno knows how to play their own game 😂

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women who cook four pounds of pasta by accident are valid
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Always wear your cutest outfit. Stop saving so many looks for “special occasions”. You showing up is a special occasion. Look your best.
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nononono don’t do that you’re turning me on
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frog with hat frog with hat ! ⊹༝̩̩̥͙ ༓༝̩̩̥͙
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if you’re reading this, I’m sending good vibes your way. I hope you have an amazing day 💞💖💕💗💘
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*boops your nose after you cum*
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i fear that
i am
both
too much
yet
not enough
even at my best i’m a mess.
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i wonder what’s gonna fuck me up next
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sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but i always always feel like i’m drowning
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