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I want to tell you I know, but I don't want you get mad at me.

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Easy bake oven

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First kiss notes

- perfect - now I feel guilty

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Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

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First kiss notes

- perfect - now I feel guilty

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I think you'd be surprised by how many times I pretend you're there, holding my hand, kissing me, little stupid things that I'd wish we'd do, that make me happy just pretending.

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AHHHHH BRAD STOPP

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what? what was that? sorry I couldn’t hear you over the sound of you NOT DATING ME!

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Knowing that she stood up for you today makes me feel so great. And I wish I could tell you because I think it would make things better but I don't think you'd even believe me.

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She looks entirely disgusted with my lips.

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WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

My best friend

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What is life??

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“When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he’s everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he’s not easy to spot; he’s really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair.”

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Wow.

I must really be annoying, huh.