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Armand: Unworthy in San Francisco, unworthy in Dubai. DISREGARD 🙄🤪

Also Armand when he gets Daniel alone: Hello Daniel. Mind if I sit here with you in my purple shirt, and smile fondly at you, and blink my big brown eyes at you, and tell you a story completely unprompted even though I just said we should probably wait for Louis? Oh, and the story is about my ex (who I'm totally over by the way) and how I let him into my bad situation so he could destroy it for me because I didn't want to get my hands dirty. Also I'm going to mention blenders to see if that rings any bells. Does it belov— I mean Mr Molloy?

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always so scary to remember catholics actually believe all of that and it's not just a crazy sex thing

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book loustat age gap discourse. lestat is 10 vampire years older than louis & louis is 4 psychical years older than lestat

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10 absolutely unhinged things Armand has done

dressed up as a slutty version of his real life employee

Let his husband "suck him off" in front of his ex-boyfriend

Potentially posed as his ex boyfriend's ex wife

Had an aerobic evening in the back row of a movie theater with a father and a son

Wrote sexy fanfiction in his head about himself with his husband's ex husband then told it to his reporter ex boyfriend

told Louis his fictional week-long fling with Lestat was the same as their 30-year-long marriage

Quoted Shakespeare just to be made fun of by his boyfriend via his boyfriend's dead husband's hallucination

Tortured a bright young reporter so he would teach him how to be fascinating

Took a full grown Magnolia tree with him when he got kicked out of his ex husband's apartment

is an iPad baby despite being 514 years old

Louis’ version

Lestat’s version

Daniel's version

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it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

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this is canon

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before you stab someone: THINK!

how can you make it Tender?

how can you make it Homoerotic?

how can you make it Implicitly intimate?

how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?

how can you make it Kind of gay?

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Daily fucking reminder that Luigi Mangione is innocent, completely and fully. He has been convicted of no crime. He has had no fair trial. He is a SUSPECT. Luigi Mangione is entirely innocent and everyone needs to stop parroting this insidious propaganda that he “committed” the crime he is only SUSPECTED of. He is not a murderer. He is not a criminal. He is an innocent man.

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i would too cause i’ll do anything but verbalize my feelings tbh…

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Always a yes maître 🥵

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𝗶𝘄𝘁𝘃 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁𝘀; 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝟵.

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🗣️🗣️🗣️

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I hope Daniel has the Cloud Gift purely so he and Armand can do that death spiral thing as a mating ritual like they're a couple of bald eagles

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SHUT UP Daniel stop this pathetic whining of being turned at 70, yes I'm still down to clown. You think I did this on a whim? You're my whisky, I aged you to my exact taste in older men but better, more fucked up. When I sit on you in public people shall gasp and cringe! Our love will make people even more uncomfortable and it's HOT. Shut up whiskey Daniel, fine barrel aged smoked smoking hot Daniel haha. Come back let us fuck, wear the cardigan. Beloved!

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"the ides of march". "neil banging out the tunes". "superputinelection"

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Believe it or not this ship is serious to me