to-elysium-and-beyond
to-elysium-and-beyond
☆ "Devilishly handsome, impossibly statuesque!" ☆
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☆ RP account ☆ The face of Science himself - Avalon Centrifuge! ☆ he / him ☆
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to-elysium-and-beyond · 1 year ago
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Oh, how I missed your funny words!!
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(It's so like you to have slept all this time...)
I know your world isn't what it used to be...but that doesn't mean it can't still be as great as it used to be!
Tell you what - maybe we can help you with it! Crafting's better when it's done collaboratively, after all! It'll be a grand union of our creative minds...
...or we can not think about it together and play some games. Your choice. ☆
Sigh...I miss Herbert. He rarely comes out anymore!
I guess he's still pretty devastated about his planet being destroyed...
I told him - gracious as I am - that he could stay with me, but he said he didn't belong anywhere now ...
This isn't the Herbert I know and love!!
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to-elysium-and-beyond · 1 year ago
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Completely forgot I posted this!! But now I remembered!
And I also remembered I had a small querie for you, my loyal fans.
If I made a fashion line based entirely off of me, would you buy it?
Like if yes. Reblog or comment if also yes.
Ignore to break my heart. 💔
(And you don't want that, do you?)
I think I've become a fashion icon, of sorts.
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Just look at how the girls dress in Avalonia! Is that not just me??
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to-elysium-and-beyond · 1 year ago
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Why did none of you tell me there was a Black Eyed Peas Sims game?????
This is the best shit ever!!!!!!!
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to-elysium-and-beyond · 1 year ago
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Sure, I know he's depressed and all...
But what about ME?
....hmm. this strange feeling in my chest is telling me this line of thinking is...wrong, somehow.
But he'd be happier if he was playing Gobotron or Chick Flick with me right now!
Sigh...I miss Herbert. He rarely comes out anymore!
I guess he's still pretty devastated about his planet being destroyed...
I told him - gracious as I am - that he could stay with me, but he said he didn't belong anywhere now ...
This isn't the Herbert I know and love!!
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to-elysium-and-beyond · 1 year ago
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Sigh...I miss Herbert. He rarely comes out anymore!
I guess he's still pretty devastated about his planet being destroyed...
I told him - gracious as I am - that he could stay with me, but he said he didn't belong anywhere now ...
This isn't the Herbert I know and love!!
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to-elysium-and-beyond · 1 year ago
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I think I've become a fashion icon, of sorts.
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Just look at how the girls dress in Avalonia! Is that not just me??
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to-elysium-and-beyond · 1 year ago
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my favorite babies
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to-elysium-and-beyond · 1 year ago
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カツブシよこせです
Give me bonito flakes!
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to-elysium-and-beyond · 1 year ago
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A masseuse
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to-elysium-and-beyond · 1 year ago
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You are still an italic bitch💜
Really? I've been asleep for months and THIS is what I'm greeted to?
I come back gratiously like the Lord, and when I do, I'm reminded that you people don't deserve me.
Though I still choose to come back! Because that's how deep my love runs.
Consider yourself lucky that I'm never, ever leaving!
[ ...not for good, anyways. ]
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to-elysium-and-beyond · 1 year ago
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꧁★꧂
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to-elysium-and-beyond · 1 year ago
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to-elysium-and-beyond · 2 years ago
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to-elysium-and-beyond · 2 years ago
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A bun having a snack at Walmart
(via)
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to-elysium-and-beyond · 2 years ago
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Does Jesus exist in the Wonderplane?
As long as you have faith, the Lord is everywhere!! As for me, I believe!
That, and technically, anything you believe can be real here!
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to-elysium-and-beyond · 2 years ago
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dear Mr Avalon
My future husband Clive has been avoiding opening his mailbox to look at my letter. If you can kindly threaten ask clive if he can open his mailbox that would be great :3
-Soon to be Mr handforth, tem
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I don't know if I wanna do that, actually! Something about this feels devious!
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to-elysium-and-beyond · 2 years ago
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Try me!!! I'd make a handsome girl, anyways!
And I'm SPEAKING ALOUD! It's my THING! Everyone needs to hear me because I'm important!!!
BRUH I WAS JUST LOOKING UP AVALON'S FUCKING WIKI TO SEE WHAT HIS SPECIES IS BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW AND THE FIRST SHIT I SEE WAS THIS
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WHY WAS THIS MADE?!
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WHY IS IT ONE OF THE FIRST THING YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK UP HIM?!
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