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when the improvised play doesn't go like you planned:

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she’s so ,,,,,,

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sfth out of context

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how does he move his face like that. how

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cannot stand them

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Candid photos of Luke 🤣

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oh won’t anyone be the Fuck It Fucker Fuck Fuck Brother Fuck to my Cunt </3

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sfth the only media where u get to see a 6'5" 35 year old british man with a beard say very sincerely "i am a lesbian"

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The Lesbian Conundrum

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When u want to confess to ur crush but she's so handsome you panic and ask her to rob a bank with you instead. Common lesbian experience

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"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" well i asked old lady margaery and she slapped me for calling her old

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Being asexual in fandom is very funny sometimes because people will go on about how hot and/or irresistible a character is and meanwhile I'm in the corner with a cigar sticking out of my mouth going "hmmmm....yes, yes, I see, but the real question is how are you going to provide for my blorbo in these difficult times? I expect only the finest characterizations in this family." and then I bite off the end of the cigar because it was actually a chocolate hazelnut rolled wafer.

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realest thing I've ever seen honestly ty my forgetful kings

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sfth play titles are so misleading. you click on a longform titled ‘the excited chinchilla’ expecting a sweet story about a cute little gerbilly thing and instead get one about a murderous nazi that theresa may has sworn to destroy. you decide to watch one titled ‘the neighbors under the bed’ and get a play about a vengeful youth football team stalking their defeaters decades in the future and seducing a team members wife in hopes it’d give them football powers. God forbid you click on the one ominously titled ‘BUS’

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Just gonna state how impressed I am with the fact I don't think Luke or Tom break once throughout the entirety of the Caravan Hutch scene. Not when Tom makes it into incest, not after the whole weird groaning display following that, they're straight-faced the entire time (if you can call it that.. they do make a lot of expressions) and I honestly don't know how they managed that-

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Obligatory Tom Mayo Appreciation Post

Happy birthday to Tom!