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It could be worse. You could be wearing a bra right now.
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"are you normal about-" no I'm an insane pervert
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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby
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[ID: a very simply drawn three panel comic. the first panel shows a person approaching a cat that's laying on the floor and reaching down to hug her, saying "gertie." the second panel shows two coins falling from the person's shirt pocket. the third panel shows the coins bouncing off the cat, who doesn't care.]
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really good thing about eartha kitt I wanna be evil is how easy it is to invent new verses. I wanna be evil. I wanna throw cats. I wanna be evil. I wanna wear hats
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peeing after robot sex so i dont get an hdmi
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the problem with buying food is after you eat it you have to go buy more food
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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot
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Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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whenever I see someone use the quote marks „ “ im like aha. german speaker spotted
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when you cook for everyone and they tell you how much they like the food

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“Yellow Bittern”
by Vo Rin, Vietnam
The 35 Photography Awards
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why bother caring about the environment when 1. It’s so obviously a lost cause and 2. There’s definitely going to be a nuclear war?
And what are you doing about it Anon? Learn about ecological restoration or get out of my way.
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the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want
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