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every day cats fall asleep in front of you because they trust you, yet they look so grabbable. burdening you with emotional labor

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part 20

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Incredible job by the 1980s BBC who decided last minute they needed to quickly explain why Switched on Bach doesn't have Wendy's name on it

(sex change) motion graphics

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Chapters: 2/7 Fandom: Dead Boy Detectives (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Cat King (Dead Boy Detectives)/Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne/Charles Rowland (DCU), Cat King/Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne, Crystal Palace/Niko Sasaki Characters: Cat King (Dead Boy Detectives), Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne, Charles Rowland (DCU), Crystal Palace (DCU), Niko Sasaki, Esther Finch Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Howl's Moving Castle Fusion, Inspired by Studio Ghibli, Polyamory, Getting Together, Established Relationship, Old Married Couple, bitch4bitch4bitch, bickering as foreplay, Alternate Universe - Fantasy Chapter Two Snippet:

The Wizard King straightened up and turned away, but not before brushing the dirt from his knees. He took a long, assessing look at Edwin. “Do I know you? You seem… familiar.” Edwin, who had been feeling safely cocooned in the disguise of the Witch’s curse, was abruptly certain that the Wizard King recognised him as the boy he’d rescued from Simon and his cronies on May Day. Thankfully, with a smidgen of cunning, that recognition might just be turned to his advantage. “Of course you do – you did hire me, young man,” he said, with confidence he didn’t feel. A sandy brow ticked upwards. “Did I?”

A Heart's a Heavy Burden

Dead Boy Detectives Howl's Moving Castle AU — CHAPTER 2 is out! 🔥 Written by the amazing team: @dear-monday • @dont-offend-the-bees • @tw0-ravens and illustrated by yours truly, @idliketobeatree

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i’m sincerely always saying this

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don’t understand where people get the energy to be an active participant in their own lives. the days just happen to me for real

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Borzoi White Mohair with zipper (box for pajamas), glass eyes

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beatles lore is so crazy because. people will be like "wait you don't know about the time ringo got stuck in an interdimensional rift for 2 years??" and you just have to assume they're telling the truth

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Sony WM-F51, 1987

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“Living la dolce vita, life couldn’t get much sweeter.”

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always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote

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you lost yourself to the woke agenda. Stop being a trans man and go back to a cis man

I don't know what to add in response to this ask it's perfect on it's own. I don't want to soil it