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Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table

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Cupping your own boobs for no real reason is important enrichment for girls

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so fucked up that goncharov is only on poob

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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

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Stole this tweet so I could put it here and have the ability to reblog it a bajillion times in row

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everyone look at this

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Ongoing Emergency Fundraiser

Hello again everyone. Its Pride Month and Mom and I are still Homeless.

I'm a disabled enby who is the sole caregiver for my elderly disabled mother, and our only stable income is her SSI. We've been Homeless for a Year now. We're staying in a Hotel because it's the safest option we have.

As of June 9th, we have the room paid for till Monday the 16th[One Week] and we're flat broke.

Once again, if anyone could help even a little bit it would be incredibly appreciated, Every Little Bit Adds Up and even a Reblog helps immensely because the more people who see this the more likely someone who can help will see it.

PayPal / Ko-Fi

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person in fandom: eeeyikes!!! i hope im writing this character in this short little fanfic right >_< eeekkk what if my takes on my meta are all wrong and everyone will Kill me!!

guy in professional comic industry: okay lets mischaracterize every single character that appears in this comic for 50 or so issues

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Ahem-

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reblog to heal the person you reblogged this from

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Leia post in honor of Carrie Fisher’s passing which was 7 years ago today.

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As a society we have benefited so much from successful public health measures that we now have the privilege of declaring that we must not need them anymore

Bitch before enriched flour, neural tube defects like spina bifida were far more common. Even now, spina bifida clinicians and researchers are begging to have salt and maize fortified to reach groups that don’t use as much flour. Before iodized salt, the United States had a fucking GOITER BELT. Eleven years after the introduction of fluoridated water, a city in Michigan found the rate of dental caries among school children dropped a staggering 60%— in an era where tooth decay regularly fucking killed people

I’m literally not even going to start on vaccines, which are among the most successful and robustly studied public health measures in world history

You might say “oh well today we all have access to vitamins and toothpastes and dentists so we don’t need those things in our food supplies” and boy do white people on social media loooove to fucking say that. But here’s the thing: no, people don’t all have easy access to those things. That’s privilege talking yet again

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apparently I’m playing skyrim again… and by “playing skyrim” I obviously mean “spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game”

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game of DATE EVERYTHING is out and im honored to see the TINGLEVERSE mentioned. still have not heard from the developer but my offer stands: let me know if you want chuck tingle to voice an object. anyway buckaroos are having a great time playing so go check it out THIS PROVES LOVE

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Urgent Eviction Help

So, I just got out of the hospital for pancreatitis. Had to take time off for that. And then something else goes wrong and the doctors aren’t sure what yet. I have no hand/arm strength. I can’t pick things up, I can’t carry heavy things. My muscles aren’t working properly and I can’t work because of it.

The court date for eviction is on the 23rd. After late fees and everything this is where I’m sitting right now with rent. I really need help. I don’t know what to do.

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