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a huge reason why I love bionicle so much

There are many religions in the world, but sadly there are only 2 kinds:

The good ones… that you can’t join because they are closed practices.

and the over saturated, used in the past and even now for horrible things, filled with controversy, trying to recruit you so they can steal all your money and possessions, religious equivalent of an over saturated YouTube kids trend- you know what I mean!

I mean… there are ones like Islam and stuff, but those are usually very hard to get into and have a fair share of controversy too.

how does this tie into bionicle? Well I feel like I have a hole in my soul that needs to be filled by being a part of something special. As a white person, I probably can’t participate in any closed practices because a lot of the stuff has to do with ancestral magic, and my ancestors sucked/were white and not part of the ancestory required to practice it. It makes me feel like less of person, and I feel like I can’t feel like a full person without something to fill the hole…

bionicle helps fill the hole a little bit. I imagine myself as a Toa sometimes, and it makes me feel special and not like some sort of mayonnaise colored rag like I am in real life. In bionicle, being a Toa is something that you can only be if you’re destined/chosen by the great spirit, and you are treated with high honor if you are one, even more so if you’re a Turaga. The only downside is that bionicle isn’t real, and I can’t be a Toa in real life.

that paired with the fact that the bionicle community is so welcoming.

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I deleted my BIONICLE oc intro post

the ask blog didn’t work out, so I deleted it.

basically the introduction was:

My bonkle oc moves from Po-Koro to a small sister island next to Mata Nui. He stays there with two other people who moved also. After a while, the local toa, the one who inspired a bunch of matorons to move, became a Turaga. Yada yada yada, one of bonkle oc’s roommates finds a toa stone and calls it fake when he finds out he isn’t destined to become a toa. A while later after it sat in a box for a while before bonkle oc picked it up and he became ✨bonkle oc with longer name✨ because I thought Takanuva-style changing you name was common in bionicle customs.

EDIT: oops I realized I didn’t have my asks on the whole time, just ask him stuff now if you want!

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haha! Dooty!

bionicle logic question

like, why did literally everybody on mata nui move back to Metru nui. Like, even if Elon Musk invented homes on mars, people who live on tropical islands wouldn’t just book it to space! Like, the bionicles seemed so connected to the land and they just leave their home behind the moment they see a nice looking city…

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So they’re like Christmas elves or Oompa Loompas. The “we enjoy unpaid labor” trope?

bionicle logic question

like, why did literally everybody on mata nui move back to Metru nui. Like, even if Elon Musk invented homes on mars, people who live on tropical islands wouldn’t just book it to space! Like, the bionicles seemed so connected to the land and they just leave their home behind the moment they see a nice looking city…

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oh I get it, they road inside of him like a sick episode of magic schoolbuss!

bionicle logic question

like, why did literally everybody on mata nui move back to Metru nui. Like, even if Elon Musk invented homes on mars, people who live on tropical islands wouldn’t just book it to space! Like, the bionicles seemed so connected to the land and they just leave their home behind the moment they see a nice looking city…

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it just skipped to part where he left and got reborn, I went to the time stamp I was supposed to go to

bionicle logic question

like, why did literally everybody on mata nui move back to Metru nui. Like, even if Elon Musk invented homes on mars, people who live on tropical islands wouldn’t just book it to space! Like, the bionicles seemed so connected to the land and they just leave their home behind the moment they see a nice looking city…

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wouldn’t they have all moved away last second so they could cherish their home for as long as it lasts?

also, isn’t Metru Nui also a part of the giant robot? If it woke up, it wouldn’t just move its head up, it would move its whole body up and everybody would die.

bionicle logic question

like, why did literally everybody on mata nui move back to Metru nui. Like, even if Elon Musk invented homes on mars, people who live on tropical islands wouldn’t just book it to space! Like, the bionicles seemed so connected to the land and they just leave their home behind the moment they see a nice looking city…

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bionicle logic question

like, why did literally everybody on mata nui move back to Metru nui. Like, even if Elon Musk invented homes on mars, people who live on tropical islands wouldn’t just book it to space! Like, the bionicles seemed so connected to the land and they just leave their home behind the moment they see a nice looking city…

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as I said in a previous post, if anyone forced me to change the name of a character because it was offensive, I would have just killed off the character graphically.

I’m coming for you Jaller…

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my bionicle oc, Toa Seradoka when he becomes a Turaga

The design might change in the future but this is what I’ve chosen for now.

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question for the bionicle fandom about bionicle 2015…

Why was “Mata nui” changed to “okoto”?

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new chapter of Coheeh out

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Taco Nova is my favorite Bionicle

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taco nova SHOULD HAVE SO APPEARED IN THE LEGGO MOVIE HE WUZ GUNNA APPEAR IN THE MOVIE BUT THEY CUT HIM OUT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤯😭😭😭😭😭😭😤

alas, I still haven’t watched beyond the first season

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and a gun that shoots sharp bits of pencil led instead of bullet led.

Ideas for Vortixx weapons:

Chainsaw but the teeth are axes.

Wildly flailing mechanical arm attached to a sword hilt.

A flail but the spikes on the ball are smaller flails.

One of those dinosaur grabbers, but life-size and made from the skull of a giant sea-rahi.

A broadsword that splits in half vertically, becoming two smaller swords.

A broadsword that splits in half horizontally, becoming useless.

A whip that lays mines where the tip hits.

Another gun that shoots crystals.

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my bionicle oc if he got Hordika-ified

(Canonically, I think this took place in a dream he had.)

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*resisting the urge to put him in Flat Coheeh*

You know, I just realized, since Voriki was an internet hoax and thus was never a thing that lego even considered

Does that mean that Voriki is a public domain character? Like could an author put Voriki in a novel wholesale and nothing would happen?