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apriishydoeden submitted: Shhhhh
It is nap time for car park gulls
everybody please be quiet, please
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tumblr is such a bizarre kind of social interaction. like. the rules are so different here. I once unfollowed someone because they said prime numbers were ugly and that was simply the last straw for me. imagine hanging out with a friend and getting up from the table and never talking to them again because they told you they hated prime numbers. that’s what I did.
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=͟͟͞͞🐌
How u make her go fast ! What is she running from
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hearing the word ‘salty’ in it’s original context is so weird now bc someone could literally just say ‘these pringles are so salty’ and I’ll just be thinking damn who’ve those pringles been vagueing about now
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short horror story: old picture of me
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People on tumblr: omg you are beautiful!!
people in real life:
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um u “like classical music” but don’t even listen to John Merbecke (c. 1510 – c. 1585), producer of the first musical setting for the English liturgy, who later published The Booke of Common Praier Noted 1549? ok 😂😂👌
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(;•́︿•̀ ;) h….hewwo…?
……. ( •́ ‸•̀`) hewwo….? is anybodwy hewre…?
*BANG*
`Σ ( •́△•̀|||)` HEWWO?!? HEWWO!!?!!?????
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don’t keep it all bottled in. i know you do that. it’s ok to let it out, so don’t forget to do it once in a while.
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