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I’m prepared to take myself on a Valentine’s date this year. And you know what me and my anxiety are gonna do? Have a cute little picnic with my favorite horror movie because Fuck love.

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GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3

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The Miraculous Writer Zine: Once Upon a Season is on sale NOW!

All proceeds will be donated to AO3 (Archive of Our Own) ✨ CLICK HERE TO BUY TODAY!

The shop will be open from November 2nd - 30th. There is a VERY LIMITED supply of physical soft cover editions, so don’t wait if you want to grab one! There is also an unlimited supply of digital editions available. Once the shop is closed though, the zine will no longer be available and will not go on sale again.

✨ About the Zine:

The Miraculous Writer Zine: Once Upon a Season is the first zine of its kind in the Miraculous fandom. This collection was built out of a love of telling stories, as well as an appreciation for all the content creators in the fandom.

Once Upon a Season is a compilation of 24 stories, each from a different author. This book contains a full year of never-before-seen standalone tales. Each story allows a glimpse into the world of Miraculous Ladybug during one of the four seasons: summer, spring, fall, and winter. The pages are also sprinkled with gorgeous illustrations from a handful of guest artists.

Everyone worked incredibly hard and put a lot of love into this zine, so please consider purchasing - it’ll be worth it! If you can’t, please help spread the word! Thank you 💖

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me, having deeply fallen out of the practice of writing poetry: I can’t write any more, I am now a Talentless Hack

the voice of my 11th grade journalism/12th grade creative writing teacher who rly did know everything: if you stop writing for a while the words will build up and stagnate. to clear the water, you will have to open the dam completely, and accept the fact that what initially comes out will not be palatable

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If the World was Ending

if the world was ending by izthebookfreak

COVID-19 strikes Paris in a hurry and everyone is ushered indoors. With Adrien’s father stuck in Italy and Marinette’s parents stuck in China, the best thing to do is move in together… right?

Quarantine AU because I love these kids and keep thinking about them getting locked together.

Words: 1553, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M

Characters: Adrien Agreste, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug’s Parents

Relationships: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir/Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug

Additional Tags: Coronavirus, quarantine au, Im not sure if anyone wants this, but I do, Friends to Lovers, probably a reveal at one point, a fan fiction that I wanted so bad I had to write it myself

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/25381525

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What being drunk is like, for fic writers who have never been drunk before

Nothing wrong with never being drunk (in fact, it’s probs a good thing) but it can be hard to write convincingly about alcohol if you’re not familiar with it, and I’ve read enough fics where 5 secs into reading I’m already cringing sooooo

1. It takes more than 1 beer to get drunk

Personally, it takes me (a small female occasional-drinker) either around 3 shots of any spirit, 2 large glasses of wine or 2.5 beer-like drinks within a short space of time to get over tipsy into drunk territory, and to be really drunk-drunk, a bottle of wine (3 or 4 glasses), or 5 shots should do it. BUT IT VARIES FROM PERSON TO PERSON

2. Lime and salt is literally only for tequila

and I know like less than 3 people who actually enjoy the taste of any alcohol

3. Your vision isn’t “blurry” or “foggy”

Alcohol affects your balance not your eyes, so the room defo can seem like it’s spinning but you’ll still have your 20/20. Sometimes it’s hard to focus, but it’s not constant - just every so often your eyes miss their mark.

4. Speech is less “slurred”, more in the wrong order

A great thread on writing drunk dialogue here: https://www.quora.com/How-can-I-write-dialogue-for-a-drunk-character 

5. Not everyone gets hyper-sexual when drunk

It’s less a state of horniness and more a state of lowered inhibitions and social pressure

6. Coffee doesn’t sober you up like magic

Alcohol dissipates from the body at a rate of about .015% of BAC per hour, and drinking coffee doesn’t alter that rate

7. Alcohol rarely sends you into a deep and heavy sleep

You’re more likely to sleep fitfully and keep waking (sometimes to be sick, more likely to piss/drink water - sometimes just bcos being drunk is uncomfortable), unless you’re an alcoholic who depends on drink for sleep

8. You don’t *hic* in the middle of every sentence!!

If the drink is carbonated, then maybe, but you’re way more likely to have a problem with bloating etc with alcohol 

9. You don’t go straight to black-out, speech-slurring drunk

It takes a lot of units and likely a couple of hours to work up to this stage - for different kinds of drunk this webpage is good: http://krisnoel.com/post/40871345058/my-character-is-drunk 

10. Having drunk sex is difficult, awkward and rarely sexy

And you’re more likely to make-out with your friends than any strangers at a club, just because

11. Hangovers are rarely pounding, light-aversion torture

The younger/more tolerant you are, the better. Generally, for a night of heavy but not black-out drinking, you’ll be thirsty, probs nauseous and tired. The room may still be spinning but in an annoying, not painful way, and this’ll go away after a couple of hours and eating something, getting fresh air or having a shower (whatever works for you)

12. People talk nonsense when drunk

You are less likely to get a love confession and more likely to hear about all the rules for a complicated game they just invented, right that second

13. Everyone is different

Don’t make all your characters hyper, or depressive, or angry. For most of the night they won’t get to that stage anyway. Also, remember this whole list is based on my experiences, so feel free to ignore it all and do your own thing. 

Happy drunk writing! 

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Enjoy!! And please keep commenting! Your comments are killing me 🤣😍

Miraculous Ladybug Fanfic Masterpost

Bad Luck:  One  Two  Three   Four  Five

Even The Gods Feared: One   Two

Bound By Blood: One

Teach Me To Love: One   Two

The Fire Around Us: One   Two   Three

Dating: One

Marinette On Ice: One

Winter Is In The Air: One New: Two

When Words Have No Meaning: One

Regrets: One

Marriage Is Why We Gather: One

The Dance: One

Sofie: One

Doctor, Doctor: One

A Little Crush On You One

Always Loved You One

Fell In Love With a Civilian One

Tell Me One

Fight Me One

Break Me One

Confessions One

New

Fix It One

Protecting Him One

I might do one for Teen Wolf and Supernatural…. If I have the time and motivation.

BUY ME COFFEE?

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Haha there is more!! Just search for my ladybug master post!

Protecting Him: Part One?

Miraculous ladybbug au! Mari: bodygaurd. Adrien: playboy prince. I hope you enjoy it! I think it’s a little sloppy and overall bad… but that’s just me. Anyway! Here you go!!!

Marinette’s parents were very proud of her. She was the first woman to ever become part of the Royal Guard, much less Captain of the Royal Guard. By becoming Captain of the guard, her family was given a bigger house, plenty of money for her to use and her parent’s bakery started to boom because everyone wanted a glimpse at the famous captain. But, they would be disappointed to know that Marinette wouldn’t be there. She was too busy with protecting the King and Queen, meetings with generals and training her guards.

She always found herself home before eight, with a warm meal waiting for her and her parents want to know everything that happened. She would tell them all she could then go take a bath and repeat the same thing tomorrow. But as she got up the next day, there was something… different that she couldn’t figure out.

It was only an hour before the sun would rise. No one in the kingdom was awake by this time, not even the birds. It created a peaceful silence that Marinette only got to experience once and awhile. Sighing, she got out of bed and walked to her mirror and the wash bowl. She washed her face, hands, and neck before she changed into her uniform. It was black outlined with gold, delicate designs printed on the black fabric in a dark grey; making them only noticeable with the sunlight hit them. She wore white pants and brown boots that reached her thigh.

Keep reading

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I literally love your art style so much, agh just look at my tumblr wife and all her amazing art please!

aka Leo traumatizes the children. Again

(I redid the first comic I ever drew, all the way back from 2014! This time with nico!)

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me @ whatever male script writer that gets his hands on annabeth chase

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yall haven’t written the next chapter of ur fanfic and it really shows

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AU where people age until they reach 18 and then stop aging until they meet their soul mate so they can grow old together.

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a thought: felix comes to annette after gronder because her singing is the only thing that can calm him down

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“why does that character have to be queer?”

why not?

“why does that character have to be trans?”

why not?

“why does that character have to be a poc?”

why not?

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