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“and i will physically kidnap alex horne and make him actually live with me for the rest of his life” cut to alex buzzing excitedly

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Happy Birthday Nish! Taskmaster x The Onion/Reductress Part 6 - The Nish Edish!

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the assistant (little alex horne) from taskmaster

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Bastard's done some more, innit?

Part 1, 2, 3, 4

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couldn’t decide which one was the most true

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we don’t talk enough about taskmaster being on youtube for free. i don’t mean someone uploaded the episodes to youtube i mean The Official Taskmaster Youtube has every single episode on their channel, in their entirety, For Free. they want their show to be internationally available for everyone to watch. every episode goes up the day after it airs in the uk. you can just go watch the entire show legally. for free. on youtube. go do that!!

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Taskhusbands + Text posts

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is this anything

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Here are some Taskmaster Idioms to use in day to day life to confuse anyone who doesn't watch Taskmaster

​​​"Like counting beans" - a waste of time

​​​​"Chuck a lime" - be mad about it/ let all your anger out

​​​​"Shutting the garage door" - to lose a perfect opportunity

​​​​"On the red green" - suddenly going from amazing to horrible

​​​​"Moving fishbowls" - completely ignoring a task given to you

​​​​"See you in the Champion of Champions" - used ironically after a failure

​​​​"Tossing around a bag of sugar" - putting lots of effort into the wrong thing

​"Looking in the kitchen for spoons" - wasting time looking for something you already have

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“kill them with kindness” WRONG. HOT TOOTHPASTE PIE 🪥🪥🪥🪥🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🪥🪥🪥🪥🪥🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🪥🪥🪥🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🪥🪥🪥🥧🥧🪥🥧🥧🥧🥧🪥🪥🥧🪥🥧🪥🪥🥧🥧🥧🪥🥧🪥🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🪥🪥🪥🪥🥧🪥🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🪥🪥🪥🪥🪥🪥🪥🪥🥧🥧🥧🥧🪥🥧🥧🥧🪥🪥🪥🪥🪥🪥🪥🪥🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🪥🪥🪥🪥🥧🪥🪥🪥🪥🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🪥🪥🪥🪥🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🪥🪥🪥🪥🥧🥧🥧🪥🪥🪥🥧🪥🥧🪥🥧🪥🪥🪥🥧🥧🥧🥧

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Oh thank god

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Taskmaster quotes but it's Bayeux Tapestry

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The Taskmaster subreddit really is a magical place.

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taskmaster contestants ask you things