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where is the article about the guy who breaks up traffic jams as a hobby. bad googling only gets me the guy who faked a traffic jam with 99 phones in a wagon

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this was absolutely written about terminally online internet people and I don’t think it’ll ever not be true

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I love every fucking part of this.

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Lesbian Subaru ads from the mid 90s/early 2000s

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Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

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Spotted in the theater building on campus

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the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

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S I G H H H H

Oh, to be a dragon from a 15th century German Jewish manuscript wearing a long, silly hat.

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Franny Choi, from "I Guess By Now I Thought I’d Be Done With Shame"

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saw a woman comforting her sobbing child saying “i already told you, you have to keep looking forward, looking back just gets you hurt” and i thought she was sharing a beautiful life lesson about the importance of letting go of regret and resentment. but it turns out the kid just wasn’t looking where he was going and ran into a wall

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Chinese artist Shou Xin creates the most wonderful cats with just a few pencil lines

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“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything

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i think you should be able to emoji react to MyChart lab results

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Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

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fat porcelain dollgirl with lovingly filled in cracks for stretch marks