dontrollthedicesideblog
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dontrollthedicesideblog · 2 hours ago
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you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl
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dontrollthedicesideblog · 2 hours ago
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Ominous collection for your viewing pleasure.
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dontrollthedicesideblog · 2 hours ago
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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.
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dontrollthedicesideblog · 2 hours ago
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Schwarzenegger winning seemed like the most embarrassing thing that would ever happen in politics at the time and now he’s to the left of every elected Republican and a few Democrats and just makes videos going “young men, my fadda was a Nazi and he was a contemptible loosah”
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dontrollthedicesideblog · 2 hours ago
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dontrollthedicesideblog · 2 hours ago
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Etho Slab
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Very Important @important-animal-images
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dontrollthedicesideblog · 2 hours ago
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@importantanimalmemes
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dontrollthedicesideblog · 2 hours ago
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elvis do you have a favorite transformer
Woah mama I love all transgenders
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dontrollthedicesideblog · 2 hours ago
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This vendor at the queer bookfair nearly leaping at me and saying "finally another non-white person please stay as long as you like. I feel haunted by all these white people" lmfaooooo
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dontrollthedicesideblog · 6 hours ago
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she's so cute, how do I talk to her
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dontrollthedicesideblog · 6 hours ago
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new favorite YouTube comment just dropped
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dontrollthedicesideblog · 6 hours ago
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No, I don’t care if it’s “just the overture” or “only the orchestra.” I don’t care if there’s no one technically onstage yet. Put your phones away and stop talking. The show has started.
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dontrollthedicesideblog · 6 hours ago
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dontrollthedicesideblog · 6 hours ago
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yukichie ❤️💚
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dontrollthedicesideblog · 6 hours ago
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I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.
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