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this is the investigation team of employment— may they bring you job hunting luck
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fanfiction truly being the savior for everyones sanity
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Yum Yum Yummy YUM YUM
Vant love void cats
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walks in and awkwardly gropes my own dick
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Accurate representation of what happens when I see a mutual in my notifications

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Sex Isn't Real And You Can't Have It
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affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.
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"Stuck in the timeloop as a punishment" is cool and all, but stuck in the timeloop voluntarily though? Oh, brother. Stuck in the timeloop cause you just can't move on. Stuck in the timeloop even if you know that it's not real and whatever should've happen already did. Stuck in the timeloop even if doesn't makes you happy. You just can't bear the thought of not being able to see them ever again. Stuck in the timeloop even if you know you should move on. Stuck in the timeloop even if you know they would want you to move on.
But maybe just a little while longer.
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all i want is to get hellsitegeneticsed. i want to know what kind of creature my post is. god i want it to be something cool sooooooooo bad do you think they have the genetic code for werewolves
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U A C U G U U G A C C C
NO FUCKING RNA 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 NOT ALLOWED 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫
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they have to invent a kind of committed relationship for hyper-independent people
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when the urge to write is strong, but the look of your bed and tumblr is even stronger
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