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They're literally my one and only straight ship in any idol anime

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Gaku: Request for you not to be a bitch.

Tenn: Request denied.

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Sougo: Hey, Nagi-kun. You speak Latin right?

Nagi: Yes?

Sougo, visibly relieved: oh thank God, can you please translate the message the demon I summoned wrote in blood on our mirror?

Nagi: you did WHAT

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Riku: Iori, we need more candies

Iori: What? Already? There’s only been like four kids.

Riku: Yeah, I know, but one of them just said that she loved me so I just gave her everything

Iori: …

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Nagi: What’s worse than a heartbreak?

Tamaki: Have you ever woken up and realized your phone wasn’t charging?

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Erin(Riku): I prevented a murder today.

Hope(Momo): Really? That's amazing! How did you do that?

Erin: Self control.

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Kaoru: The next person to say “mood” or “same” or “me” after I make a threat will be thrown out of the window onto the solid concrete.

Gaku: Mood.

Ryuu: Same.

Tenn: Me.

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Tenn: Remember that you’re always someone’s reason to smile.

Gaku: wow... that was actually nice of you-

Tenn: Cause you’re a joke.

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Nagi: Yamato texted “lmfao” back to me from the other room.

Nagi: I hear no laughing, no ass hitting the floor

Nagi: I am friends with a liar…

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Yamato: “how many Mitsus does it take to change a lightbulb?”

Mitsuki: "How many?"

Yamato: "just one. The real question is, how many ladders does he need?"

Mitsuki: “you fucking biTCH”

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Iori: There is no one better than Nanase-san.

Tenn: Two Rikus.

Iori: You’re right, I’ve been a fool.

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Tenn: Why do people believe I’m incapable of doing anything nice?

Gaku: Experience.

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Riku, stumbling onto something: What are friends with benefits?

Iori: ... A very special type of friends

Riku: ... Umm.. like us?

Iori: *chokes*

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Yuki: when I die I hope it’s while doing something I love.

Yamato: which is?

Yuki: Momo.

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Momo: *mumbling in Latin*

Tsukumo: For the last time, I’m not a real demon and you can’t exorcise me.

Momo: *crosses off #5 on a list*

Momo: Worth a shot.

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Yamato: Can I drink alcohol on this medication??

doctor: Well, one drink is gonna feel like you’ve had four…

Yamato: Oh, so I’m saving money!