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New Fic: Remember How I Said I'd Die For You?

Fandom: Bishova

Rating: E

Pairing: Kate Bishop / Yelena Belova #Bishova

Summary: Kate the sacrificial moron takes a hit for Yelena so she can escape unscathed. Yelena decides to show her how much she loves her with the little time they can spend together.

P.S. Kate rides Yelena.

(Shameless smut with a tad of plot)

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/65357401

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Kate: Why me?

Yelena: Because people like you. You're quiet. You say "excuse me". You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning.

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Religion's In Your Lips, The Altar is My Hips

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64752859

Fandom: Hawkeye, Black Widow

Pairing: Yelena Belova x Kate Bishop. #bishova

Rated: E for shameless smut.

Smut smut smut smut smut.

Summary: Kate wants to make sure Yelena is comfortable for their first time, and Yelena realizes consent might just be her kink.

(Aka shameless smut)

Title based on Taylor Swift's False God

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What's the ship name for lottie, shauna and nat? Lottieshat?

I mean in true yellowjackets fandom fashion it would be LottieShaunaNat or LottieNatShauna but Lottieshat does haunt me

I think Prophet/Hunter/Butcher has some legs tho 👀 or the Three Queens but I'm not that creative

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Yelena: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Kate: Three words.

Yelena: (unbuttoning Kate's shirt) Fuck, you’re such an idiot.

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Front and rear.

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Work in progress. Not proofread yet, just wanna show what's to come 👀 (yes loads of angst)

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Things that Kate Bishop would definitely do

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kate takes lucky to get neutered while yelena takes fanny to get groomed and while yelena and fanny come home looking proud, kate drags lucky back in the apartment while he looks truly betrayed at kate and yelena

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I Know Places - fic update

Pairing: Kate Bishop x Yelena Belova

Fandom: MCU, Hawkeye, Black Widow

Chapter 2 - Something happens when everybody finds out

Summary:

Two years after she spared Barton, Yelena is on the run after the tragic disbandment of the Thunderbolts. Kate Bishop is given direct orders from SHIELD to hunt down the surviving members. They bump into each other and decide to get that drink. On the other hand, Death makes an offer too irresistible to turn down.

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hi! i just wanna say that i fucking love your bishova cats au. it's living rent free in my mind ever since i read it lol.

is it permanently deleted or you're just editing it? please say it's not gone forever cos i wanna read it again. please 🥹🥹🥹

Hey, thanks for telling me that. I deleted it for purely selfish reasons actually, I wrote the fic for someone but now that person and I are no longer on good terms so I don't want to be reminded of it.

If you tell me who you are (you can dm me), I'll repost it on ao3 and then orphan it so you can still read it. Btw thanks for reading.

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Dog Days - New chapters update:

Pairing: Bishova, Kate Bishop x Yelena

Chapter 3: The Stone

Fanny tells Lucky about this place in the woods with the big stone where Yelena visits sometimes and she always gets so sad there. Lucky tells Fanny about the same places for Kate in NYC.

Chapter 4: Cuddles

Kate gets drunk and thinks Yelena is Pizza Dog

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JEFF!

YES BESTIW

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FLORENCE PUGH No Taste Like Home with Antoni Porowski (2025) I 1.01

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This was a fun one, pls marvel bring back their shenanigans!! Requested by @ooga-94-booga <3

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NQL's Bishova fics - Master list

My ao3

Alternate Universe List:

In Another Universe... They Were Both Black Widows

Yelena has been training in the Red Room under the Black Widow Program since she was six. What she did not expect was a tall, blue-eyed American to be joining her when she was eleven. (Kate Bishop gets thrown into the Red Room and grows up with Yelena. Work in progress. Update soon.)

In Another Universe... She Waited For Her in Every Lifetime.

Trapped and alone, a slayer comes face to face with one of the monsters she had slain in her whole life, only to learn a truth she was not ready to confront. AU - Vampire!Kate & Slayer!Yelena. Work complete. TW: Gore and Violence. Smut.

In Another Universe... They Were At War With The Gods (Elden Ring AU)

One night, the famed knight of prodigal twins met a princess by chance before the age of Shattering, and their lives were intertwined for ages to come. Elden Ring AU (Work in progress) TW: Smut.

In Another Universe... They Met in Night City. (Cyberpunk 2077 AU)

When Yelena was tasked with an unexpected assignment where a rich, spoilt and arrogant brat was her client, she expected nothing out of the ordinary at first. But in the streets of Night City governed by Wilson Fisk, no secrets ever go hidden for long. Cyberpunk 2077 AU. (Work in progress) TW: Smut.

Our Reunion In A Dream

A sickly outsider entered a strange city in search of a cure, not knowing it was the night of the blood moon where beasts would roam the streets. An old Hunter from the Academy of the Red Room was embroiled in a dark secret, where the plague of the werewolves originated from. A cruel Nightmare would bring them together as they try to survive the night of the Hunt. AU: Werewolf Hunters / Eldritch Horror AU, inspired by Bloodborne. (Complete) TW: Gore. Lovecraftian Horror.

The Old House of Westview

Investigating a suspicious suicide, Detective Kate Bishop is forced to return to her hometown to uncover the truth. But first, she would have to break the terrible news to her childhood sweetheart. Horror/Haunted house AU. (Complete) TW: Mentions suicide. Heavy angst. Depictions of gore.

Outrun The Reaper

While investigating a mysterious fire with Shang-Chi, Kate Bishop and her partner stumbled upon a strange woman with green eyes and golden hair. AU: Western/Wild West, Cowboy Kate Bishop. Based on What if... 1872? (Complete)

Canon Divergence List:

Touch

With touch, Yelena feels more than most, causing her to be withdrawn and held back from other people's affections. But an archer might just tear down the wall she built around her heart, brick by brick. Inspired by a Theodora Crain and her abilities from Netflix's The Haunting of Hill House. (Yelena learns to navigate the world throughout her life from her childhood to Red Room to becoming an agent of SHIELD, all while having an empath's touch) (Complete)

Not A Date

Yelena was lonely. Kate received an invitation from a stranger. They both meet up for that drink. a.k.a my idea of why Yelena joined the new mission proposed by Valentina in Thunderbolts. (Complete)

I Know Places

Two years after she spared Barton, Yelena is on the run after the tragic disbandment of the Thunderbolts. Kate Bishop is given direct orders from SHIELD to hunt down the surviving members. They bump into each other and decide to get that drink. On the other hand, Death makes an offer too irresistible to turn down. (Work in progress)

One-shots and Drabbles:

Archery Practice

Yelena watches Kate during her practice, and pretends to know nothing about archery just to feel her close.

the best way to a person's heart is through the stomach (not with a knife)

Food is their love language, but both Yelena and Kate have very different ways to show it.

We'll Meet Again One Day

Prompt: "Lucky and Fanny are waiting for them to come home but only one does" Prompt: Very fucking sad.

Dog Days (aka Jef's kibble drabbles)

Prompts left for me on my twitter account where each drabble is told from the perspective of either Lucky and Fanny.