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This shell feels extremely apt for the ides of March

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yall reblog this with the most disappointing game u have ever played

like the one that was either a sequel or overhyped and then turned out to be trash?? mine was bioshock infinite

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I've successfully beaten little alchemy 2!!

Anyway this game is very fun and very well organized

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Double prestige AND my daily gift is 10M soul eggs AND my current contract will give me an egg of prophecy

Oh yeah, it's all coming together

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i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is

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I think veilguard is a no for me

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I've basically come to the conclusion that Tears of the Kingdom is a hugely impressive piece of technical work that's held back at every turn by the fact that it's a Breath of the Wild sequel. You can see the clear outlines of the game it's trying to be, but in order to actually engage with that game you constantly have to dig through this heavy cruft of mechanics that worked great in the context of Breath of the Wild, but have mutated into annoying distractions in the context of Tears of the Kingdom. Ironically, for all the complaints about TotK playing fast and loose with BotW's narrative, from a mechanical standpoint its problem is that it's too faithful to its predecessor.

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Oh so this is toxic yuri

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😒

Why am I not surprised

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If I have one complaint about this game it's the skill trees. Too many skill points too early and not enough things I want to use them on

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tfw u just fought a dragon but ur cassandra allegra portia calogera filomena pentaghast

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All right Shepherd Aloy, time to recruit our friends and allies to fill this Normandy Cauldron with war resources so we can save the galaxy biosphere!

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Started playing Forbidden West and I love how out of the gate the FIRST thing we learn is that Aloy skipped out on her own victory party at the end of the last game.

Oh yeah Aloy you have more world saving to do, absolutely, it's not that you're (understandably) terrified of human interaction

you just don't want a relationship right now. Or a friendship. Or casual acquaintance. Or any people at all really

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The POSEIDON quest might be my favorite. There's something so beautiful about hiding in kelp when a gator swims above you

10/10 terrifying but stunning

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Horizon forbidden west works because every character is insane

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POST CANCELLED THEYRE THE BILLIONAIRES WHO RUINED THE PLANET

Man the main plot of horizon zero dawn was pretty annoyingly bad. But horizon forbidden west looks like it's way worse

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