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Pff, why does Laptop look like key man LMFAO

They have some stuff in common related to their designs but I don't think Lace looks like Steve......

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hey mod i rlly like the earrings you put on certain characters :) theyre cool

I'M SO HAPPY TO HEAR THAT ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹💞❤️‍🩹💞❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹💞❤️‍🩹‼️‼️

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Tony no what in the cheese and crackers 😭 that is NOT the way to win over someone you love. If anything that’s a big red flag…and Coffin I do not recommend helping him out with this.

Tony: People always say that they would do anything to show how much they love someone but since you guys hate me a lot, you think I'm doing everything wrong.

Coffin: why do they hate you?

Tony: Colin spreaded rumors about me.

Coffin: Oh... Why?

Tony: I don't know.

Tony: It didn't work at all. It was a waste of time.

Coffin: ...Hey, I must change Colin's clothes.

Tony: Huh? Why?

Coffin: Formality.

Tony: Oh, right. Don't worry, I can do it~

Coffin: I'm not allowing you.

Tony: ...oooookeyyy.

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Gilbert be nice to Colin >:/

Last I heard, he does a lot of work around that house when it comes to taking care of you guys, not to mention that fall sent him to the hospital in case you didn’t know…

Lace: We know... But it's funny anyways.

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Steve you should get colin a get well present hehe.. *sweats*

Steve: I'm doing some paperwork... As always. Nothing interesting. And I can't leave this place without finishing this.

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hey hey Colin why you so rectangular? :]

Colin has passed out.

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Hey Tony! What do you think of Coffin?

Coffin: I think I would be helpful if you tell me what do you want me to do.

Tony: It's not that simple...

Coffin: If you called me, you probably need help with a body... Is it a necropsy or do you need a coffin for them? The coffin includes a little funeral btw... Awww, or, do you want to chat with me, your lovely old frien-?

Tony: EUGH, NO. IT'S NOT THAT!

Coffin: Uhh, why? Is he going to die soon?

Tony: No, he's not. I put sleeping pills in his drink. Enough for him to be unconscious for a while but not too many to overdose him. We will put him in a coffin, bury him and make a fake funeral for him!

Coffin: ...from all the ways you could kill poor Colin, you are choosing the most terrifying of all of them.

Tony: I'm not killing him! When he wakes up, I'll unbury him and save him! I'll be his hero! And he'll notice how much I care for him and we will be partners again...

Coffin: ...Eh-

Tony: I don't have much money for you... But everything will end up being fake so you don't have to waste any money on the funeral.

After all, I'm only doing this for love...

Coffin: (Sigh) Alright, Tony.

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To Larry: not a question, just a statement you're my favorite character!

Larry is very happy

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Erm, can I see Gilbert (the globe)

Gilbert: Not much I guess. We are trying to have a normal day (at least, one normal day).

Lace: It's not normal anymore. Colin can't walk. He fell down the stairs.

Gilbert: ...HAHA.

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Imagine if manny was adopted the fact that their dad was gay

Ross: Uhhh, they were not adopted? I'm a trans man and I'm their dad. I gave birth to them...

Roy: And I'm bisexual.

Ross: Me too.

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Hmm *gives them the book of how to break a fourth wall* take this book, and you will learn the truth

-Red Mod deleted these questions-

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Give David a cookie and a dead body (duck’s body)

David: Uh???

Fred: Oh, I think I know what they are talking about.

Fred: it seems that Manny... Liked eating raw meat...

David: their bites felt like dog bites, to be honest.

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Do y’all remember the incident where you accidentally killed all your students

No hate, lol

Penny: is there anyone else that we know who is also a teacher?

Tori: mhm, no. You're the only teacher I know.

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How to take revenge on the talking sketchbook after they ruin your painting. If they end up in a comma, congratulations to you!! You did it!!

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fuck yeah abusive relationship that isn't romanticized outside of a toxic person's POV <3

eats it and shakes Colin around

Colin: I'm not sick... But I'm fine. Thanks for asking. I just hope I get better soon.

[Note from the mod, referring to the first ask: I'm glad to hear that you like it, anon! These type of relationships are still experimental for this au but what I'm trying to do is to communicate a message correctly. And, most importantly, I wish that they can help anyone reading and following this blog, to identify in case they are going through something similar and seek for help as soon as they can ❤️‍🩹

Plus, I agree with you. It's so sad to see so many people romanticizing these kind of things... But, at least, not here!]

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Manny's and Sketch's first encounter (gone wrong)