doodlebopsbitch-blog - Tumblr blog

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what happened to polly pocket???? is she okay??? did she die????

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Get your doggos straight👌💯

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Hello, tumblr!

  I am essential ugliness- artist, musician, writer, photographer, social justice warrior, and huge LGBTQ+ supporter. I have been writing music since I was twelve with my several instruments- mainly my ukulele.

  I have made the decision to come out of my shell a bit, and release my music for the world to hear. I’ve always had big dreams, but nobody to share them with. I will post my music on soundcloud, tumblr, bandcamp, and hopefully, soon, Youtube.

  I will most likely remain anonymous for the first year. I’ll start by just posting covers of some of my favorite artists (Frank Sinatra, MCR, atlas, blackbear, etc.) to see if you guys like my quirky voice.

 Then, I will release my songs. Tumblr will be my news page- to listen, here is a link to my soundcloud. Please reblog, give publicity, and share my music. 

https://soundcloud.com/user-895759390

I’m on Bandcamp, Instagram, Snapchat, and Youtube, all by the same username. essentialugliness.

**my email is essentialugliness@gmail.com**

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This is beautiful. Don't you understand that cats need body positivity too? I would suck a cat's dick. Gladly. Have you seen their dicks? Their fat dicks? They're beautiful.

Wtf is this???

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A love story indeed. They suck eachothers dicks every day, its obvious

The evolution of Potter

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We are taking a break from our new roomate and going on a trip to Hell! This is our bus driver. I dont know his name but he said it would cost us 18 babies to get the ride... i gave him 2 more and a blowjob as a tip. So excited!!! Wish us luck!!!😵😵🤖🤖🤖👿👿👽🤓🤓🤓🤑🤑😍😍😎😎😘😘😗😗😅

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Yeah im already looking for a new roomie

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Oh fuck yes

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Dicks out for harambe. Especcially blue ones💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💦💦💦📿📿👖👖👖💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎

If this post gets 10,000 notes before my birthday (November 28) I will order a Cake which will have a picture of harambe dabbing on it, and it will say “harambe wishes you a happy birthday”

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BYE BYE BITCH

FINALLY ME AND MOE THE HOE WERE ABLE TO KICK DEEDEE OUT! I havent made a post about it until now, but its been about a week. Me and moe the hoe were busy trying to find a new roomate, and eventually we settled on a girl named Night Butterfly. Shes a bit of a bitch and has a temper, so we moved her into the shitty room right across the bathroom. But the thing is, she basically lives in there now. Its a little frustrating. She constantly listens to covers of songs by animals and refuses to wear the clothes i pick out for her. PLUS, shes human. EVEN WORSE, i always catch her doing wierd shit constantly. Eventually i began to blog it, and so im gonna be posting videos of me catching her do stuff. Maybe. If i check with moe the hoe. Ill get back with you guys on a later date.

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Dankey donk. Just like me lul

I decided to make another Donkey-Kong-Inspired name generator and I apologize in advance for how messy this is gonna get.

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Moe the hoes dick, cougar

The last thing u ate + ur fave animal as ur new url

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When he says he doesnt beleive ur dick is 420 feet long

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Awww thankyou hon! Love you too

WHATS UP GUYS!😆 ITS SO NICE TO MEET YOU ALL!😘😘 Rooney has been running a tumblr blog for a while now, and ever since day one he was trying to get me to join so we could be one of those cute tumblr🤓 couples. Well, here i ammm! 😀😁😉After he told me he would genuinely do anything to make me join, i agreed. At the moment he is eating all my toe jam and belly button goo. I love him so much!😍😍 My one fear is that deedee will catch us and tell the police i have a slave. I would hate to have to kill another police officer😥

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hOLY DOODLE GUYS

So after forevsie i finally got moe to join tumblr! Now we xan fianlly be one of tbose cute tumblr couples😍😍😍😍😍 Cant wait to see his posts! I really hope deedee thinks this has to be a thing and then SHE joins tumblr. Wowza. That would hurt Follow him at RooneyXMoe4evr !! Look him up guys

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LIT UP MY ASS AS I FELL ASLEEP

what would you do if you went to a party and they was playing owl city fireflies

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So ive been going through the internet and found some pretty gnarly posts of doodlebops fan art and i even found some doodlebops porn! Wowza! Me and mow the hoe saw them and got sooooo turned on... we ended up having sex with a wall. It was amazing. You guys should really try it some time.