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1923-24 Georges Fouquet pendant of crystal rock, jade, lapis lazuli, emerald and diamond. From Art Deco, Art Nouveau & 20th Century Decoratif Arts Group, FB.

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slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

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i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

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You know when

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yes i do think transgender men have very specific experiences with transphobia. yes i think we deserve spaces to talk about it. yes i think in some aspects we get talked over and have our experiences downplayed in the trans community. No i dont think "transandrophobia" is a good word for any of that and you're being embarrassing by dying on that hill

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But first they must catch you 🏳️‍⚧️

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Beyblade heavyweight division

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Stop drinking Wine with the Swine and come drink Cider with a Spider ☝

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When I was little I got lucky enough to develop a taste for reading on my own faster than the public school system could beat it out of me, which caused me to overperform in elementary school, which led all the adults around me to develop the idea that I was some sort of omnicompetent supergenius who didn't experience problems. I had a hell of a time making it through high school b/c I'd be like "Hey, I can't / don't know how to do X Y and Z, can I like get a hand" and the adults would be like "Nooo you're So Smart so clearly you're only having problems because you're Not Trying and Just Don't Care. You being a genius, and all." And I'd be like "Chief, I'm not sold on this whole 'genius' thing. I think I might just be, y'know, regular. Like a regular lady." And they'd be like, "Oh, so you're just Giving Up. Well, we can't help you."

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highly influential piece of Web media that relied heavily on Adobe flash, stars a character who's skin is pure #ffffff white, who walks around without any arms. title starts with "homest"

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The physics of balancing toys 🙃

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I know people mean well when they say it but hearing the phrase “you know your body best” as someone with chronic illness is so funny, like man no I don’t I ain’t got no clue what that fucker’s planning and I’m scared to find out

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with 90-ghost getting terminated gone by days with no word on it id discourage us from posting about whatever cutesy thing tumblr does for april fool's which is right around the corner. april 1 is a really big day for engagement on tumblr

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my wife and i like to torture each other when we lay down for bed at night by tickling or poking each other. as a deterrent we’ve created an entity called “The Bird” which will attack you as a way to show we’re no longer comfortable with whatevers happening. we’ll say “The Bird is coming” or “The Bird is going to get you” instead of “hey stop doing that” then we peck each other with our hands. here’s a visual to help

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I have yet again gotten distracted from a thing by the most admittedly inane bullshit.

I am now becoming enamored by a blue cookie jester even though I don't even go to the school of media he's from. YouTube and Tumblr just continuously irradiated me by going "hey you like clowns. Here's Yuri Lowenthal as an evil pastry harlequin with a removable head. You love that sort of shit"

And by Saint Grimaldi, the algorithm spoke truth.

Stupid blue fuck and his toxic yaoi pope king.