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Actor AU! Promoting The Final Season 🤟🔥

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need head from an unreliable narrator

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“I’m gay” “I’m straight” …..okay?? I’m nothing in my soul if not obsessive

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When lemony snicket said “i will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong. i will love you until all the codes and hearts have been broken and until every anagram and egg has been unscrambled. i will love you as we grow older, which has just happened, and has happened again, and happened several days ago, continuously, and then several years before that, and will continue to happen as the spinning hands of every clock and the flipping pages of every calendar mark the passage of time. i will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close that we could slip the curved straw, and the long, slender spoon, between our lips and fingers respectively. i will love you if you don’t marry me. i will love you if you marry someone else, and i will love you if you have a child, and i will love you if you have two children, or three children, or even more, although I personally think three is plenty, and i will love you if you never marry at all, and never have children, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all, and I must say that on late, cold nights i prefer this scenario out of all the scenarios i have mentioned. that, beatrice, is how i will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way”

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Harry Styles writing songs :

Im sad

Im horny

Im sad and horny

You’re literally so beautiful and wonderful and amazing i love how you taste youre too good for me I love you so much

??? no idea whats the true meaning of this but its probably either gay or pretentious af figure it out yourself luv 

Did i mention that im sad

What the fuck does this even mean

Louis Tomlinson writing songs :

Im sad but hopeful that i wont be sad for long

I know times are hard but dont lose hope and keep going you can make it through this i promise you 

Im so british

Im sorry for hurting you but u hurt me too n we REALLY need to improve our communication skills

Are my songs about a boy or a girl?? you’ll never know since i dont use pronouns ever hehe <3

Did i mention that im british

Niall horan writing songs: 

I miss you why did u leave me i still love you please come back

I dont need you im gonna sleep with other women to prove how much i dont need you

Welp that didnt work i still love you and miss you

Seriously bby pls come back i’ll let you break my heart again 

Im sad and horny too lol 

Zayn Malik writing songs :

Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

Nvm i need to be loved do you wanna spend the rest of your life with me ?

Im sad but im used to it at this point

Ik ur cheating on me girl 

Im horny

This can be interpreted as being about louis if you look hard enough

Liam Payne writing songs :

Im so sad its lowkey concerning

Im so horny its lowkey concerning

Lets paaaartyyy 

You look so good naked girl <3

Am i okay? i guess not

Seriously what happened to my writing skills after 1d

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Wylan: i have a boyfriend now

Kaz, encouragingly: a boyfriend?

Wylan: *reflexively gives a panicked peace sign*

Kaz: TWO boyfriends?

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Friendly reminder that Jesper canonically has the higher education of all the crows.

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The helnik energy from these two is so pure

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can’t stop thinking about him (kaz brekker)

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FREDDY CARTER by Joseph Sinclair

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Jesper to Kaz:

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i’m making quality soc content

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Wylan: Kaz, you can play the role of my father

Kaz: I don’t wanna be your father

Wylan: Perfect, you already know your lines

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i am the same age as kaz brekker and i think it’s very uncool how i am not a well respected crime lord yet.

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Things clowns like to do

sit in fridges

break glass with their head

kill

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Arthur checking his mail and never getting any is such a mood tho.