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Dream: Killer your surrounded surrender now.

Killer: Nah I'd win.

Dream: The heck you mean you'd win.

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Error: WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE GET OUT 😭

Ink: I am the danger

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Error: Your stupid

Ink:No I'm not I'm inteligen- inteligent- intellime- not stupid!

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Nightmare: So.Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Swap: ...I did.I broke it.

Nightmare: No.No you didn't. Ink?

Ink: Don't look at me. Look at Dust.

Dust: What ? !I didn't break it.

Ink: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Dust: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Ink: Suspicious.

Dust: No, it's not!

Horror: If it matters, probably not, but Killer was the last one to use it.

Killer: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Horror: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Killer: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles.Everyone knows that, Horror!

Swap: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Nightmare.

Nightmare: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Horror: Nightmare...Ink's been awfully quiet.

Ink: REALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Nightmare, being interviewed: I broke it.I burned my hand so I punched it.

Nightmare: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Nightmare:

Nightmare: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Dream, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Swap: Hey.

Ink: Hi.

Dust: Hello.

Killer: Hey!

Dream: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Horror: We were out of Doritos.

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*The group is getting into the car*

Dust: I'm driving.

Killer, out of view: Shotgun!

Horror, turning to face Killer: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Killer: WOAH-

Killer, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! * Pumps gun *

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Dust: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-

Horror: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~

Dust: Wh- What? NO, YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-

Killer, recording: This is so cute.

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Dust: WHY. why did you give Horror a KNIFE?!

Killer: I'm sorry.They said they felt unsafe.

Dust: Now I feel unsafe!

Killer: I'm sorry.

Killer: ...would you like a knife?

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Nightmare : Would you like something to drink? *They open the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-

Dream: Spiders?

Nightmare : Spiders it is then.

Dream: No, that wasn't-

* But they were already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders…*

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Nightmare : There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.

Dream: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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Nightmare : Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Dream: I think you mean cards.

Nightmare , pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

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Ink: Don't worry, I got a plan.

Swap: Alright.

Ink: TraitorSayWhat?

Dream: Excuse me?

Ink: What?

Blue:

Ink:

Ink: No wait-

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Dream: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Ink: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Swap: In that case, we're definitely lost

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Killer: I told Nightmare their ears flush when they lie.

Dust: Why?

Killer: Look.

Killer: Hey Nightmare! Do you love us?

Nightmare, covering their ears: No.

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Ink: My only talent is being stress.

Dream: Don't you mean stressed?

Ink: No.

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