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if you get a read receipt from me, know that my read receipts aren’t on, so i probably turned that shit on to be petty as fuck.

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it’s okay to like boys and girls. it’s okay to like boys and girls, everyone in between, and everyone outside the spectrum. it’s okay to have a preference for one gender, or to not have a preference at all. it’s okay to realise a little late. it’s okay to change over time. it’s okay to be a little confused, to be a little scared. there’s no right and wrong when it comes to how you feel. it’s okay to be you.

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my life is kinda like a claw machine game but instead of toys im trying to grab mental stability and good coping mechanisms and i just keep dropping it

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help i can’t stop writing poems about him

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Literally please please don’t interrupt people who have speech impediments to correct or rush them.

That includes not interrupting:

• Stuttering

• Really slow speech / lots of pauses or ums

• People who have difficulty being concise because thats really common for autism/adhd/other nd brains

• People with lisps/slurred speech due to a natural impediment

• People who repeat themselves without meaning to (another nd brain thing)

We KNOW that our speech isn’t typical, and a lot of us (though not speaking (yes that was a pun) for all of us) are pretty sensitive about it.

By interrupting you disrupt our train of thought, and in some cases we will literally forget everything about what we were going to say.

Also noah fence but if you interrupt to mock, laugh at, or get angry at us for our speech I hope you have a bad day and step on a lego.

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I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

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i found a picture of silk pajamas that cost $1,222

they have a gecko on them

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usually this blog is lighthearted but this is serious.

Remember when the fucking Notre Dame burned down and everyone knew instantly and it was over every single news outlet?

Well there’s been a massacre going on in Sudan for DAYS and NOBODIES COVERING IT!

So there is currently a media blackout in Sudan to try and coverup the horrors taking place:

Stop what you’re doing and please reblog this. Innocent people are being murdered, people are trapped, have no internet access, and are being raped by the dozens on the streets of Sudan.

The death toll is estimated to be over 300 civilians. And the fact that not a single major news outlet is covering this is horrific and disgusting. Please help get the word out about Sudan!

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It’s okay, don’t apologise for not loving me. I don’t blame you. I wouldn’t love me if I were you.

E.T // I’m used to the pain (via emilytoremember)

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him: glances at me in the hallway

me: 

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this is my favorite thing ever

Advice for overweight, chubby and fat teen girls this summer

If you wanna wear shorts…wear them!

If you wanna wear a cropped/belly top…wear one!

If you wanna wear a skirt…wear one!

If you want to wear a bikini or any swimwear….wear it!

If you want to flaunt your body but feel to ashamed….fucking do it anyways!

If you want to enjoy sugary stuff like ice cream and soda…just enjoy them

Don’t let any fatphobic fuckboys or neckbeards spoil your summer!

Don’t get stressed over diets. You don’t need to lose weight as you look great the way you are.

Though I will say….please wear plenty of sunscreen and try and drink plenty of juice as not only is it refreshing and keeps you hydrated. Juice usually has vitamins and is one of your five a day!

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i just want a boyfriend.

someone who is sweet, and cuddles me when i’m sad. and loves me. and gets excited when i see them.

wait, i have that. i’m literally describing my golden retriever.

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please please please

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

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gaud wishing his snack was his favorite meal...

Gaud do you like IKEA?

i love grocery stores

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my fish’s name is phillip

he’s a good boy

he don’t take no shit

phillip’s a queen

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so there was this girl in 5th grade who unzipped my onesie on pj day and told everyone i was wearing a bra and teased me about it. well guess who wants boobs now, lucy? it ain’t me, i already got em. karmas a bitch