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baby girl I don't know what that acronym means. it would be so sexy of you to write out that piece of media's name in its entirety. Just the one time for momma please.
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Do kids today even understand why podcasts are called podcasts?
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I think in some cases we need to put the term "AU" on the shelf for a bit – not because there's anything wrong with AUs in principle, but because often the word folks are clearly grasping for is "parody".
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.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.
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the face you make when you jump on the counter and shatter an entire bottle of balsamic vinegar glaze all over the kitchen floor but you’re just a little baby boy and you don’t wanna get in trouble
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my sincere apolocheese was going down on the worldbuilding of the av*tar movies again and realized that mr cameron was so focused on the Noble Savage Who Does Not Do Evil Technology writing for their religion he forgot to add stuff like. Do not harm each other or living things in general
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MY FRIEND IS FINDING OUT THAT HES COLORBLIND AND WE’RE ALL HELPING HIM THROUGH IT LMAOOOOOO
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i'm also looking forward to your girlfriend's bottom surgery
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