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I liked this part :]

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folk hero really

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Picture everyone finding out about Erasermic and freaking out, which surprises Aizawa because to him the tiny smiles and barely there compliments he gives Mic at school might as well be lifting him up bridal style and kissing him for as obvious as Aizawa thinks his affection is. So he says he thought they knew with a shrug because he just doesn’t get why everyone thinks it’s so weird that he’s in love when he acts like a fool every time his husband is around and even if they had no powers of observation he assumed someone would have mentioned it in conversation by then. Finally, Iida says something about how no one could have ever guessed and Aizawa just gives him this flat disbelieving look and says, “Iida, you were at the wedding.”

And then Iida remembers that weird boring party he had to go to when he was six that he fell asleep at halfway through.

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the biggest questions detective pikachu answered

no one but professional trainers has a full team of 6 in the pokemon universe because it would be a fucking gigantic hassle to deal with 6 animals, let alone different types that need different things

some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.

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From this guy

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A good chunk of tumblr is someone making a post like "I wonder if anyone has ever applied this unusual, unconventional method to serve this commonplace function", speculating something that could potentially exist, hypothetically.

And there's people in the comments going "I don't know about that, but omg did you know that people actually 100% really do this function in this conventional method normal style? :DD"

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sometimes the best fanfics are written by middle aged adults with years of writing experience who simply know how to craft a good story. but also sometimes the best fanfics are written by a sixteen year old girl with something deeply wrong with her

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things you might not know about ao3 but seem obvious in hindsight:

ao3 = archive of our own (three o’s)

the logo is “ao3” stylized

orphan_account isn’t one author but rather the name all accounts are given once they’re orphaned

bookmarks are public by default

once given, kudos can’t be taken back

drafts get automatically deleted quickly so use a different drafting platform to avoid that

you need an ao3 account to view locked fics and it doesn’t take long to apply & get one

ao3’s archive software is open source and free to use

you can change the way the site looks on your phone/computer

ao3 is run entirely on donations

no really, read why here

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not many know this but you can actually headcanon neurodivergencies other than adhd and autism. yes, even the Big Scary disorders like DID, schizophrenia or narcissism. no, not only for villains. yes, for the main characters, the important characters, the characters that you love. yeah!!!

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so my mother's in the hospital with some confusing symptoms and in walks a consultant named Dr House

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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Did you know that horses are still used for logging? Not just as a way to keep traditional handicrafts alive, but because horses are genuinely better at some jobs than machines?

Horses are much gentler on sensitive ecosystems, they're more flexible in rocky terrain, and they don't topple over on a hillside.

They can enter dense forests and drag out one specific tree without damaging the other trees and without compacting or eroding the soil.

They also run on hay instead of gas or electricity. Horses don't pollute the ecosystem with either oil leaks, gas stench, or noise.

In conclusion, draft horses are awesome c:

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yeah pretty much

this literally happened in the movie

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my end of year submission is done! im free!!! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜