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Ralph McQuarrie concept art for the Star Wars poster

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i think if i were a jedi i would make it my life mission to make yoda angry. i would give anything to hear his little goblin voice mutter the words “thin fucking ice, you are on” and click his little cane on the ground. i would do anything. kick him as im walking and be like “oh sorry didnt see you there.” go with him to the market and try to buy him for four credits and say “oh my bad i thought you were a head of cabbage.” raise all the chairs in the jedi temple just an inch. catch him while he’s sleeping and paint his little nails and then be like “odd that someone caught you slippin master yoda. wonder who could have done that.” leave crumbs in his seat in the jedi council. i mean i would do anything

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me giving yousa the absolute best ass i can

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I noticed that the old “Anakin v Obi-Wan to the tune of Pitbull’s Fireball” post was broken so I made my own.

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Super excited for the new star wars show

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There aren't any words in the English language that can describe just how much I want to kick Kylo Ren's ass

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Darth Vader #1 - “No Good Deed…” (2017)

by Chris Eliopoulos & Jordie Bellaire

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I love this dude, but mostly I’m excited that cable knit sweaters exist in Star Wars

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Thinking about how Oscar Isaac doesn’t use his full name so he isn’t typecasted as a Latino drug dealer only to have Disney make his Latino character have a drug dealer past in episode 9

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every time a new Star War movie or show is announced all the fans are like “OMG Glup Shitto is back 😭😭😭”

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everything about kylo ren gets exponentially more pathetic when you remember that he’s like thirty

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Never mind the “Who shot first?” stuff; THIS is the defining moment of the Han Solo character:

Everyone else was just like: “Oh, fuck: It’s Vader!” and standing around in shock and terror when Vader was revealed. Even Chewie.

Most people, I suspect, would have that reaction. 

Meanwhile, Han’s first reaction, instinctively, in less than a second, was to grab a gun and try to flat-out end the guy.

He failed, of course. But God Damn if you can’t appreciate the effort. 

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Yoda in Jedi of the Republic: Mace Windu #5 (2017) art by Denys Cowan

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There aren't any words in the English language that can describe just how much I want to kick Kylo Ren's ass

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Jedi of the Republic: Mace Windu #5 (2017) art by Denys Cowan