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i would be a kittypet all the way in the warrior cats universe. if i heard a bunch of guys were in the woods killing each other for survival and they think i'm the lame one for getting mediocre banquets i would be like you guys are stupidd and then when the thunderclan medicine cat comes by my fenced lot to pick yarrow i would be like what are you doing and shes like medicine so my clanmates don't die and i'm like wow you guys really have it that rough. and she keeps encountering me and one day i'm like why don't you come inside there's plenty of kibble and she averts her eyes shyly and is like ...no that would be against starclan and i'd go To have a little kibble? and she's like You know what i mean. and i do. 5 moons later she is getting adopted by my people and visions of her ancestors still haunt her and she is from time to time like Did I do the right thing...? how could i be so selfish...? and i'm like my toy mouse squeaks

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Goku please this isn't your heart

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I was a blind fool, never complained

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if you look at shadowsight's ear you'll see a bearded pacman

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I was a blind fool, never complained

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ilive brstlefrost ithnk about her a lot because she makes me happy smiles :)

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im fighting for custody of her

bristlefrost is like a child of divorce not in the way of ivyfern is divorced (unfortunate) but shes the child of me and warrior cats's divorce

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bristlefrost is like a child of divorce not in the way of ivyfern is divorced (unfortunate) but shes the child of me and warrior cats's divorce

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bristlefrost lsitn to me ttake my hand i will save you from that godawful book series and if i cant do that then i will die here withyou

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sorry every once in a while i need to go look at my own posts again because i think im kind of funny and smart sometimes and i make most of my posts on this blog without even thinking so i forget they even exist

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my favorite part of talking to warrior cats fans is talking to them about hollyleaf because then i get to tell them my hc that ashfur got the idea of the whole tbc plot From hollyleaf at least and at most manipulated her into being an active participant and then every single time they get weird because they think shes a girlboss and probably havent read the broken code and think that ashfur being a villain in it is funny/weird

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an in n out milkshake could have saved bristlefrost's life

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in another life bristlefrost was a Cool Wolf or maybe even a Werewolf maybe even a Cool Werewolf With a Sword. she told me this btw

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Warrior's fact's:

Did You Know? Bristle Frost's character profile lists no mate on it. This is becuase she came out as Aromantic to the erins So they had to change it.

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they dont tell anyone this but bristlefrost is actually real and they keep her in a lab in coolabi headquarters. and its my job to break her out of there.

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oh. it looks like you're stuck too. hey, hey. are you alive? yeah? good. listen. im on a mission. but im willing to help you out of there. yeah its a divine mission. i wont tell you what it is though. im not sure if i can trust you with it. (my hair blows in the wind) (also im a cool wolf) ...i dont want to burden you with the knowledge that bristlefrost is-- wait. no. you aren't suppised to now that bristlefrost is real and being held captive WAIT. ok. sorry about this (i grab a big rock in my paws) (im a cool wolf) (i have paws) this... is gonna hurt. nobody can know.... nobody can... (LOUD THUD)

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