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do not raise a foul word against tofu in my presence
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fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that
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Yeah we are doing this.
We have had enough of this place. Enough said.
We need money to move, so please spread this around and donate if you can.
3k/6k raised, but we have had to use some funds to stay afloat :(
Help us get out of hawk utah 😭
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girls be like "i know a spot" and then keep you in their hearts forever
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kyle from tumblr thinks the dog motif is overdone everybody pack it up
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Found undeniable proof of the North American Hoop Snake but no one cares about them so I’m force feeding one until it’s really fat and I can pass it off as a Tsuchinoko
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"Snakes" aren't real. It's a camera artifact that happens when one of these extremely fast, tiny lizards runs past while the shutter is open.
The long, legless animal is nothing more than a myth perpetuated through culture and media. It's time to wake up and see the truth.
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