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The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

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me: hey how long is this thing going to last

someone: haha you just want to know when you’re off the hook

me: hah

me: (actually i just need to allocate the right expectations and backlog of energy and make sure the rest of my day falls in good accordance with it so that i don’t feel time-crunched and propel myself into a hysteria because if i don’t know how long this thing lasts or when it ends i can’t possibly know when literally anything else starts and my entire life becomes an unraveled realm of anarchy with no rhyme or reason and how is that not terrifying to you)

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Cuanto tiempo libre tiene la gente

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Literally No One: The Netflix Captions:

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The look on her face when she realizes

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I love language I wanted to say I was rusty at something but then I was like “Wait, there’s no reason another language would use that exact same metaphor, of comparing rusty metal to a person who hasn’t done a skill in a while. I can’t assume that it makes sense to them, I might look like an idiot spouting nonsense if I try to say that I’m covered in rust somehow instead of just bad at this.” so instead I went into my dictionary and carefully looked up the specific phrase “out of practice” and the very first thing it gives me is “oxidado” which is literally the spanish word for “rusted.” Fuck off

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when people are like ’oh no you don’t have a Cheese Knife / Tomato Knife how do you cook’ or whatever i’m always like well do you know what i do have. a big knife that cuts big stuff. and a small knife that cuts smaller stuff

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Hubble Telescope image vs. James Webb Telescope

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seeing the photos from Webb up against photos from Hubble just makes me… I don’t even know like, wow! Look at that!

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say it george!!

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Francisco Fonseca (Portugal) “Driving Around Downtown”

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god the women you put on earth to look at pictures of snoopy are being forced to work

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made of air, paul clipson

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35mm shots from yesterday's blizzard in nyc

january 29, 2022