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Yes, they are still children.

Doesn't matter if they're 24/25. If they're still spewing this shit, they've got the emotional maturity of a child who has never taken a course or picked up a book on human sexuality. Or psychology. Or classic literature. Or art & aesthetics. They get all of their shit from judgy little peers who are the exact same uneducated, empty-headed moralists who think in rigid black and white when our world is a kaleidoscope of different colors.

As for incest being normalized, do these kids not watch House of the Dragon? Or GOT? The main ship of my former fandom was an incest ship (Cesare/Lucrezia). Suddenly the kids are all squeamish over brosis and uncle fucking? What do these kids do about those fandoms, re-write all the incest out of them? That would be a thing to see...puriteen re-writing House of the Dragon to strip it of its incest. LOL GOOD LUCK WITH THAT

Why is this the reaction of most antis in these comments? This, and many of their other responses to people who defend dark fiction, is to tell them to kill themselves. How is this normal? Are they all children and should I just ignore it, or are there really such degenerates among the adult population with me?

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I saw it. Cried @ Tony Todd's speech. CRAZY, gory deaths everywhere, 100x better than DOAU. it was really good.

Well, damn.

NINETY-TWO percent fresh with 116 reviews already and audience agreement. That's higher than my beloved Misery

The OG Scream 61%, Gremlin's Scream 6 77%. X got a 94% critic rating but the audience score was 76%.

Damn. I should've gone to see that instead.

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Better be careful, this Dior Beauty crap and whatever else (Adidas, Pepsi company/Doritos, Neutrogena if she's still doing that, which I don't know, there used to be a competition clause for these things) will end up being her major source of 💰/legitimacy if she keeps sitting on piles of garbage (besides Wednesday, and even then...).

Dear Gods I hope The Gallerist is good (since Portman is the main, it should be). Is it even going to be in theaters, though? I just saw an ad for the Richie-directed Portman film that's going to be on AppleTV. The J.J. Abrams project/"Acorns", too. Imagine both of them flopping though. Where the Hell's Klara and the Sun? The only Ishiguro movie at Cannes this year is A Pale View of Hills.

Girl is in talks with O. Russell & DeNiro, says she's barely in talks about the Single White Female remake, and the news just reporting on her desire to explore a Blob remake with her co-star from the Abrams project. (Remakes, all while Mama Nat throws out ads for a shit movie with "Tired of remakes?" LOL we're stepping into idiotic territory here.)

She could've auditioned for Final Destination: Bloodlines after she lost Scream 7 (filming could've been adjusted to fit in before Wednesday started filming in May of last year). She coulda claimed another successful franchise. No shade to Kaitlyn Santa Juana though. She was excellent. Girlie needs a better career strategist/manager, I agree with some of the stans. But I know that she seems to do what she wants when she wants without anyone to tell her whether it was a good idea or not.

I do love myself a driven artist but...if I had a time machine I'd take myself back to January 2023 and tell her NO. DON'T DO THIS.

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Hey, remember these

It made $2.3M at 2,020 theaters

I LIKE POPCORN

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I just love how The Weeknd stans are taking the time to ✨explain the movie✨ as if it's some kind of deep thing that none of us HATERS! could understand.

No, bitches. We understood it just fine. Fuck, we figured out what it was the second the Gremlin's character name dropped.

Y'all think you're talking to us dumb, unwashed masses out here, but it's you. You're the dumbasses who don't recognize an egotistical fapfest when it's right smack in your faces. No wonder we're in the mess that we're in right now, with idiots running the country/world.

This guy's review and sentiments are what we all who hated it feel.

My soul is still withering from the fucktards who keep comparing it to Purple Rain, or that it's "his Purple Rain". No. This was what he wanted to be his Purple Rain. If Prince were alive today...

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Well, damn.

NINETY-TWO percent fresh with 116 reviews already and audience agreement. That's higher than my beloved Misery

The OG Scream 61%, Gremlin's Scream 6 77%. X got a 94% critic rating but the audience score was 76%.

Damn. I should've gone to see that instead.

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It's been two days

and it's still sinking

and the reviews are getting funnier

HEY.

That's masturbate in front of a mirror for two hours.

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I completely forgot that we can leave pictures on TikToks now.

I'm comin' for all yous

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Gomez & Morticia Addams 🌙🥀🔥🖤

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Has anon ever walked up movie theater stairs before because???

Those things are a work out in themselves

I was also double masked (I'm immunocompromised, and it's one of the big reasons I don't even go out to things like this often). So...double masked, hobbled my ass fast down over a dozen long blocks (because the busses here suck), got to the theater to be the first one there and picked the best center seat possible.

Fatty McFatbitches wouldn't be able to do that unless

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ariana grande is a better actress than jenna

I haven't seen Wicked and I never watched any of that foot shit with Dan Schneider, either.

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HUT is labeled as a mystery and a thriller, but it should be labeled as a comedy with the way some of the scenes are

He should have written it as a dark comedy or dystopian comedy. Dude takes himself too seriously and it's literally morons sucking him off who like this crap pile.

But had it been approached with a humorous take then maybe it wouldn't have gotten the derision that it's getting.

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I seriously doubt Jenna does coke. Weed though? Oh she 100% has smoked some with big dawg Percy and BOTH his Canadian and LA friends lol

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This is just indicative that we need to just move the word into the category of other obsolete terms for the developmentally delayed. Put it in with 'idiotic', 'moronic', and 'imbecilic'.

And no, pissy little Tumblr Millennials who tried to do it before: We're not removing any of those three out of common parlance like y'all so wanted to before.

I think Diego might be the retarded one though...for poking her in the eye like that

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If I was made of money, I'd piss another $40 away just to rip it

Ain't no one buying tickets for this 🫢 It's no damn wonder they announced it for pre-order today on the day of its release in theaters. The 7:15 showing is more uh...'crowded'...but not compared to Final Destination: Bloodlines at the same time

Huge miss for the Mogwai. Maybe now she can be honest about it LOL

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I mean, I was right but this was kind of an easy question to answer...unless you're a fucking stan.

It dropped 2 points from yesterday on the Audience Meter.

Only stans like this POS. And even then, there are some stans that can be honest with themselves.

I think we're going back to the 90s (which is something the Gremlin seems to wish for too). Graffiti Bridge won five Golden Razzie Award Nominations (didn't win, miraculously!): Worst Picture, Director (Prince), Writer/Screenplay (Prince), Actor (Prince), New Star (Ingrid Chavez). Maybe this assterpiece of modern pop culture will top that. 🫠

Predictions on what the critic score will be on RT for HUT?

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do you ever feel like you love a character more than their own writers do