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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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not liking bush is weaksauce behavior. an angel loses its wings every time you say that.

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This was in another goodwill bin and I'm gonna put the back cover under a cut just so you can experience the same sensation of flipping it over to see this:

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i need to get freakier on here

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Seven and a half inches. Uncut. Tip #CD867F

one note and i’ll reveal jed’s dick size

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one note and i’ll reveal jed’s dick size

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TIME TO RANDOMIZE YOUR GENITALS

Based on this post. Reblog and tag what you got on the wheel! In the event this breaches containment; I'm a monsterfucker so be warned that a good chunk of these reflect that.

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is this anything

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guys I’m sorry to be a bitch but I just CANNOT enjoy horny posts where they do that thing where they colour the words for emphasis. Why is a video game NPC giving me a quest right now?

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season 3 spoilers..

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Brain empty.... pussy thinking though.

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*If you were put in a room with Gollum from Lord Of The Rings and told that if you have sex with him there is a 10% chance that this version of Gollum will be your perfect partner (all the traits, money, and emotional intelligence you have ever wanted in a partner) but that there’s a 90% chance that this is just normal canon Gollum and you have to live with that experience for the rest of your life.

For the entirety of the sex he will sound and behave like you would expect canon Gollum to sound and behave (which is, badly). He will reveal to you if he’s the 10% version only after the sex happens, think of it like a fairytale scenario where he’s testing your loyalty.

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just got my titties sucked #awesomesauce

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she let me hit i said gee wilikers

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Shadowheart and Lae'zel spend a long rest together 🖤💚

The full, uncropped HD animation is on patreon ✨

This is the very first animation I made for my recently launched patreon; I plan to offer one highly polished nsfw animation per month (pairing decided via poll), in addition to behind-the-scenes process work. Feel free to check it out here!

reblogs are also very much appreciated 💖

(btw in the interest of gender equality I've chosen not to censor any nipples. Already added a content label for sexual themes and I'd appreciate if the work was not reported for only the nips, ty)!

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make men whimper again‼️ ft. jed and darr @cheeri-wine

full image HERE

password is “jed” all lowercase :) love you guys

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HELLO?