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Someone mentioned wax and now all Prowl can think about is that nice human woman who would polish him down with the Turtle Wax.
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Fish love me.
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It sounds like two cats fighting down the street.
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Megatron uses GANE LAUNDRY DETERGENT.
And no, I will not do that if only to disappoint you.
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Megatron uses Gane laundry detergent.
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I'm going to [REDACTED] [REDACTED] and no one can stop me.
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*holds a mic to his face*
Prowl, do you considered yourself and Onslaught as rivals since the two of you are tacticians?
Hn? Why do you assume I consider Onslaught at all?
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Wait, if you're a sentient robot that turned into a vehicle, do you get life insurance or car insurance?
"Yes."
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M!A pumpkins everywhere. No matter where you look there are pumpkins.
This is not the worst mess to litter my office...
#Verification Unknown#pumpkins in every corner#stacked into towers#in his drawers#in his interior cab
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Magic Anon: Bibbidi‐Bobbidi‐Boo! I curse a pumpkin upon you!
There goes his Autobrand, replaced with a cheery orange pumpkin sticker. Well.... 'tis the season.
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