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Concept: Demon Shane hates the spirit box because he has to put a lot of energy into making sure his thoughts don’t come through. The spaghetti incident? The man was hungry. Every time Ryan gets a response that makes sense it’s because Shane was unconsciously mentally answering his questions.

“Is anyone here with us?”

No dumbass.

“HOLY SHIT SHANE!”

“Uhhhhh it’s clearly the wind Ryan.”

“Is there anything you want to say?”

Fuck let’s wrap this up.

“DUDE!”

“It’s an old house Ryan, it makes weird noises.”

If you want to take this is a shippers direction:

“My names Ryan, that’s Shane.”

Fuck he’s hot. Damn. Look at that ass. Hoo boy.

“What the fu- are the ghosts flirting with me!?”

“Uhhh- clearly it’s the wind Ryan I mean- why would the ghosts flirt with you Ryan- you’re just hearing what you want to-“

Oh fuck now he thinks I’m not attracted to him shit-

“I SWEAR TO GOD DUDE!”

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Wow Demon Shane and Ricky Goldsworth were really having the time of their lives in today’s episode now weren’t they lmao

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I don’t really know how that works, but I’m just going to say that I’m doing it. And I’m pretty sure that’s going to be enough.

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We all love a good Demon!Shane tale where Ryan is oblivious to the fact that his buddy is literally one of the supernatural beings he is chasing after. But, how about this: what if Ryan knows Shane’s a demon and that fact is exactly the reason he decided to pair up with Shane for Unsolved?

Demon: No more holy water, huh? Looks like you’re out of options, boy.

Ryan: You think it’s the holy water you should be afraid of?

Demon, noticing Shane standing in the doorway: Oh, shit.

Shane: ROCK N’ ROLL BUCKAROO

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s N I F F

SMELLED?!? FEAR?!? SHANE ‘DEMON’ MADEJ SMELLED RYANS FEAR?

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ovo what vidcon panel? i cant find any vids of it 

Fan: Shane, are you a demon?

Shane: no comment

Steven, knowing his friend is a demon and regretting all his life’s choices:

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bro this is soo cool but i heard like the 3rd image actually happened at like a comicon 2020 in a bfu panel 0v0? u gotz any info uwu?

Did somebody say Demon Shane?

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beauty

All I dream are bfu memes now,,, I’ve committed myself to do it.

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:O

At this point i’m convinced ryan knows shane is a demon

Shane knows that ryan knows

They just leave it an unspoken thing

They leave it

Unsolved

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facebook is chaotic af

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i love how this whole fandom just is collectively like... yea hes a demon

[AJ: There is some sort of old energy that is here—

Shane: Old?

AJ: Yeah, like—

Shane: Ancient?

AJ: Yes, I mean for me it feels like it’s way, it’s not even just the homeowners, it’s not their loved ones, none of that’s connected here.

AJ: So I think there’s multiple layers that are happening.

Ryan: Is it human?

AJ: I believe it takes the form of a human, that’s how I’m gonna describe that.

Shane, chuckling: Very good, very good!]

Shane’s totally a demon part 4/?

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>:o

this fucking seagull just fucking cackled outside my window tryin to b a crow and all and i just threw out a peice of bread not realising and this fucking hoe just swallowed it hole and flew away kackling i fucking-

skY HYENAS

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same thooooooo

Something that always convinces me that Shane is probably a demon is that I literally cannot imagine him having parents. I know he does but I can’t imagine anything about them.

As far as I’m concerned Shane Madej just kind of appeared one day and has been feasting off the worlds fear and chaos ever since.

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VIBE CHECK

I just had a dream in which Ryan yelled to Shane, who was a demon, "Riddle me this, demon!" before punching him in the face

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ah yes

shane really had to do that huh

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where homie  ovo??

Fan: Shane, are you a demon?

Shane: no comment

Steven, knowing his friend is a demon and regretting all his life’s choices:

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oooooo this is soo good  :O is there a part 2

Ghost Hunting Trip gone wrong

        Steven sighed happily as he sat on his couch with his cup of hot chocolate. After working nonstop for a whole week he finally had time for himself. Shane and Ryan weren’t here to bother him since they went off on their ghost adventure, Ryan messaged him if he wanted to go with them; he responded with, Hell no. Tonight was Steven’s night. He loved the guys but he needed time for himself every now and then. Tonight was perfect, his apartment was basked in the warm light of his table lamp which made the apartment feel cozy. He had his blanket on his lap and felt so damn comfy. Steven proudly raised his cup up high, A toast to me and a relaxing eve-BANG BANG BANG!

“Holy shit!”

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