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every time I think about my gender I get confused so I simply stopped thinking about it. it is not my problem

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Things going well is pretty nice and all but by god does it decimate your excuses. You'll be sleepy at work and be like "by god, I'm not even besieged by the horrors currently. I just need to go to bed earlier."

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That really is how being in your 30s is like 😭

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thanks to tumblr's new 30 image limit, i can now post the entire alphabet of unown sprites from pokemon xd! (lovingly converted from apng to gif by yours truly.) please use these gifs everywhere & for everything. also if you're viewing this on dark mode it might just look like a bunch of eyeballs bouncing around so i'm very sorry for that.

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good bye

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“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen

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Disney Facial Expressions

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🎣THE FISH MARKET IS OPEN🎣

Today's catch is Atlantic Salmon!

Handmade with 100% wool felt, only 3 are available and will be made to order!

Bisonwares.com

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cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"

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Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

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when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

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Bittern at the grocery store