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translation: “My sheep! [bah! bah!] You are my life. [bah! bah!] Walk behind me…[bah! bah!] Sing (after me).”

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT FINALE POLL 2

[Poll 1, Poll 3]

PROPAGANDA:

[Julian]

"he is EXTREMELY submissive and breedable."

[submitted by @justanotherkathrynjanewayblog]

[Garak]

"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."

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if any minors are following me

always make sure to start forging parents' signatures on the first day of class. that way, your teachers won't know that you've been forging signatures for the rest of the year

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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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flinthamiltons as a study in radical authenticity and what that offers you. James (already an accomplished and unrepentant liar imo) telling hennessey “i think he really believes what he’s saying” as though the concept had scarcely occurred to him before. thomas telling james “i have come to trust you” and 100% meaning it while james is still tangled in misplaced guilt about fucking his wife. miranda: “and everything you hold sacred he’d leave in tatters” because it is a loving act to tear down the lies people shelter behind and the next thing you know you’re making out in the blazing sunlight in front of a dozen armed strangers because its the truth its the truth its the truth

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I thought you liked catholics?

That’s a fetish. Good for roleplay but not earnestly irl. I like their horny art. But ultimately the Catholic Church is an enemy of humanity.

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For the ones that need it today

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okay so the the zephyr crew has:

a very disney princess esque bright eyed transfemme who is just the most precious

a guy who's rowdiness speaks to him like a venom symbiote and also has no straight explanation for any of his behavior

an octagenarian gunslinger who joined a pack of coyotes after his divorce and who's first words when he was introduced were "dribble a little piss"

a (not great) toysmith with a haunted past and a slavic accent

a 6 foot tall butch with a sick prosthetic arm and just the most wet cat of a husband

and a famous author who's novels fell off after the fourth or fifth one

truly the adventuring party of all time

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diversity win! the pirates who razed your town are gay!

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Where’s that post that said they always look like a lesbian couple at an IVF consultation