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“everyone’s a little queer” is just cishet “I don’t see colour”

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why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

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I’m the “dump him” friend. The “take all your breaks & vacation” friend. The “tell them you can’t unless they pay you more” friend. The “reminding you at every opportunity who tf you are” friend.

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I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

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Took a wrong turn somewhere

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if your class solidarity doesn’t include people who are on SSI, food stamps, or are unable to work it’s not solidarity

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Hell yeah the US just gave like 8 billion dollars in funding to intercity passenger rail. Including some HIGH SPEED RAIL?!?!?!??

can't overstate how massive this is, i used to work in rail and US trains were so pitifully underfunded that my employer wouldn't even bid on those projects because it wasn't worth the time. This is actually putting us on the level of other countries that invest in transportation as a public service??? And 8 billion? Like this could actually really make some massive change.

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Private detectives useless as hell all I do is sit behind a desk dramatically lit in black and white stripes by my half open blinds and smoke cigars. Living the dream

#privatedetective #detectivelife #i have 19 unsolved cases

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prohibition hitting hard...making some bathtup gin tonight. DM for recipe

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hopital

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Clara Bow is 20??!!!

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SHE SHOULD BE AT THE SPEAKEASY

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Smuggling some moonshine in my coat oh boy I sure do hope no big scary prohibition officer comes andbpins me and handcuffs me hahha oh nooo that would suck

#wink wink

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my thirsty ass could NEVER be a bootlegger!!!!

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Anyone else think some of those jc leyendecker drawings are kind of yaoi ....

#those arrow collar advertisments got me feelin smthn #jc leyendecker #jcleyendecker #jcl

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she speak on my easy till I jazz

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suddenly remembered this poem as i was making breakfast this morning & frantically googled “poem remembered to buy eggs?????????” & somehow managed to find it & it utterly knocked the wind out of me just as much as when i first read it

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okay but what happens when dracula drinks dorian gray’s blood? is he just an all-you-can-drink juice box?

I’m not bitter

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whenever a kid is signing up for a library card and they and their parent have good silly vibes i like to treat it like a knighting ceremony. i'm like "jacob, child of hannah, i bestow unto you this card of great freedom and power. are you prepared to take on the literary responsibility of your very own library card? i believe you are." and it always makes them laugh and feel very important it's so much fun. like yeah we do a little improv at the library we do some bits

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shout out to disabled people who;

are grieving because of their disability

are angry because of their disability

are exhausted because of their disability

are scared because of their disability

and shout out to people with disabilities in general.

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“litanies to my heavenly brown body” by mark aguhar