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horror and erotica are the same thing. flesh and meat and intensity. do you get it.

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Henry and Basil r snogging each other

Yes and it’s a lovely sight to wake up to <3

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See this is why Henry and Basil were kissing each other instead of you. And why Lady Brandon doesn’t like you

Just had luncheon with the gorgeous Lady Brandon, and now I walk in to see Henry and Basil .. making out? 🧍

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Have you considered that she might stop rejecting you if you were a better flirt?

OH MY GOD HENRY UR BACK ARE YOU OK

did Alan hit you too hard with the door-

Yes, he hit me right in my injured shin which was quite rude of him if I do say so myself.

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And THIS is what happens when I leave my phone for a few hours, apparently!!

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…okay :’)

What are your opinions on the cardiovascular system, politics, zebras, roast chicken and the hurdy gurdy

That is a large number of things I am supposed to have opinions on.

cardiovascular system: funny, kind of interesting, better if not exposed to the outside world.

politics: pointless and broken, but it's not like I'm going to fix it.

zebras: good, horse-adjacent.

roast chicken: not my favorite, but alright.

the hurdy gurdy: It would be funny if dorian learned how to play one.

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I’m going to learn to play that musical chimaera and I will excel at it <3

What are your opinions on the cardiovascular system, politics, zebras, roast chicken and the hurdy gurdy

That is a large number of things I am supposed to have opinions on.

cardiovascular system: funny, kind of interesting, better if not exposed to the outside world.

politics: pointless and broken, but it's not like I'm going to fix it.

zebras: good, horse-adjacent.

roast chicken: not my favorite, but alright.

the hurdy gurdy: It would be funny if dorian learned how to play one.

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hello, dearest dorian

i hope that you know that everyone you come in contact with enjoys your company greatly, admires you, even.

but did you know that some more rabid followers have taken to their chambers to write the most indecent piece of literature about you and your friends?

such stories are published in these sort of... periodicals, the most popular being "wattpad" and "ao3"

i consider myself a dear friend of yours, and therefore felt obligated to unveil to you these befouling parodies of little more use than a dirty music hall show.

-a concerned friend

(me? writing oscar wilde fanfiction? n e v e r.)

O- oh. I had no knowledge of these stories— thank you for informing me, dear anon.

It’s,, well, somewhat flattering in a way… I don’t suppose you have any copies of these periodicals? For the purpose of finding them and preventing, or at least limiting their distribution, of course.

Once again, your help is much appreciated <3 though I do wonder how you yourself came across such stories..

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@basilhallwardanswers and I are Luna <3!

Why am I Derpy Hooves

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Heyyy Dorian! How are you and the others ::D ?

Hello!! We’re all doing very well and I’m over the moon about the outcome of this past week <3

And speaking of the others, Harry’s birthday is coming up soon. I may be planning something for that… but please don’t tell him! I’m going to have enough trouble just keeping myself from telling him everything. Perhaps I should ask Basil for help— he’s so much better at secrets.

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We only discussed a few things :) or, well, I tried to convince Basil of a few things.

I love them both dearly but I wonder how long they would have continued to dance around their feelings if I hadn’t plotted to get them in the same room

I feel quite terrible about what happened last night, so I brought ice cream as an apology. I didn't know which you liked so I brought three.

Additionally, I stol—uhhh— I asked a friend of a friend to uhhhhhhhh replicate the hope diamond for you. Yes, it is a very close replication of the real thing. It's definitely not the real thing, haha—don't check the news :)

If you are amenable, I'd like to simply have a conversation with you. No interrogation, no investigation, just a simple conversation about the well-being of your wonderful person, Mr. Gray.

Hmph. You’re forgiven… though we’ll have to postpone that conversation, I have somewhere to be for lunch.

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I appreciate your concern— but I’m in such high spirits I doubt anything could upset me at the moment!

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Oh. Well I’m glad mostly nothing burnt down. Though I’m almost surprised he told you. He was having so much fun watching you run in circles :)

I feel quite terrible about what happened last night, so I brought ice cream as an apology. I didn't know which you liked so I brought three.

Additionally, I stol—uhhh— I asked a friend of a friend to uhhhhhhhh replicate the hope diamond for you. Yes, it is a very close replication of the real thing. It's definitely not the real thing, haha—don't check the news :)

If you are amenable, I'd like to simply have a conversation with you. No interrogation, no investigation, just a simple conversation about the well-being of your wonderful person, Mr. Gray.

Hmph. You’re forgiven… though we’ll have to postpone that conversation, I have somewhere to be for lunch.

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Oh, of course! I’m more than alright, really <3

I feel quite terrible about what happened last night, so I brought ice cream as an apology. I didn't know which you liked so I brought three.

Additionally, I stol—uhhh— I asked a friend of a friend to uhhhhhhhh replicate the hope diamond for you. Yes, it is a very close replication of the real thing. It's definitely not the real thing, haha—don't check the news :)

If you are amenable, I'd like to simply have a conversation with you. No interrogation, no investigation, just a simple conversation about the well-being of your wonderful person, Mr. Gray.

Hmph. You’re forgiven… though we’ll have to postpone that conversation, I have somewhere to be for lunch.

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Warm and soft indeed...

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Hello! I’m back from lunch and I’d be happy to continue our conversation :)

I feel quite terrible about what happened last night, so I brought ice cream as an apology. I didn't know which you liked so I brought three.

Additionally, I stol—uhhh— I asked a friend of a friend to uhhhhhhhh replicate the hope diamond for you. Yes, it is a very close replication of the real thing. It's definitely not the real thing, haha—don't check the news :)

If you are amenable, I'd like to simply have a conversation with you. No interrogation, no investigation, just a simple conversation about the well-being of your wonderful person, Mr. Gray.

Hmph. You’re forgiven… though we’ll have to postpone that conversation, I have somewhere to be for lunch.

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I hope everyone is having a good day! I certainly am <3