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[ jojamart mockumentary #24 ]

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$20 used to mean something

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i would give birth 99 times and put them all up for adoption and then have kne more kid who i keep so that they can have some sort kf fucked up version of survivors guilt

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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

I had to consult a chart for this

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I think the first step towards the life you want is often to just say yes to more things. Accept that coffee invitation from your coworker even if it seems awkward. Sign up for that free class at the library that you're not sure you'll like. Join that club. Book that tour. Say yes to as many things as you can and kill the part of your brain that gut-reacts with a no.

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The great thing about the "You best start believin' in ghost stories" scene in PotC is that there had been basically no indication before that point that was anything but a historical adventure movie.

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characters apologizing for things they have no control over. mumbling sorry while losing consciousness. feeling ashamed of a bleeding wound. embarrassed when an infection sets in. deep seated feverish guilt when they need to be carried, when their legs won't keep them upright anymore and they lean heavy on a friend, slurring apologies..........

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Reblog this with a celebrity that you share a birthday with in the tags

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Awful Typography Destroys Suspension of Disbelief

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honestly sometimes it’s rly nice to be out of touch I just cannot be bothered to care about the goings-on in random internet peoples’ lives or whatever the fuck new (and terribly rebooted/sequeled) media is out. I will live in my cave of media and people I already enjoy thank you.

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aint that just a suck in the dick