doriansbutt
doriansbutt
for hearth and home
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doriansbutt · 31 minutes ago
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You always knew I’d burn too bright
But held me anyway each night
If love survives what we became
Would you still stand and take the blame?
RUIN is a collaborative musical project to bring some personal lore to life and goes live this Friday 6/27 wherever you get music!
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doriansbutt · 1 hour ago
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can companies stop lying on job postings please for the love of fucking god
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doriansbutt · 1 hour ago
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body paintings by anahitacreates
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doriansbutt · 1 hour ago
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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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doriansbutt · 14 hours ago
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doriansbutt · 15 hours ago
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doriansbutt · 18 hours ago
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$20 used to mean something
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doriansbutt · 18 hours ago
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doriansbutt · 18 hours ago
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i would give birth 99 times and put them all up for adoption and then have kne more kid who i keep so that they can have some sort kf fucked up version of survivors guilt
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doriansbutt · 18 hours ago
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doriansbutt · 21 hours ago
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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.
I had to consult a chart for this
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doriansbutt · 21 hours ago
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doriansbutt · 21 hours ago
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doriansbutt · 23 hours ago
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I think the first step towards the life you want is often to just say yes to more things. Accept that coffee invitation from your coworker even if it seems awkward. Sign up for that free class at the library that you're not sure you'll like. Join that club. Book that tour. Say yes to as many things as you can and kill the part of your brain that gut-reacts with a no.
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doriansbutt · 1 day ago
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The great thing about the "You best start believin' in ghost stories" scene in PotC is that there had been basically no indication before that point that was anything but a historical adventure movie.
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doriansbutt · 1 day ago
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characters apologizing for things they have no control over. mumbling sorry while losing consciousness. feeling ashamed of a bleeding wound. embarrassed when an infection sets in. deep seated feverish guilt when they need to be carried, when their legs won't keep them upright anymore and they lean heavy on a friend, slurring apologies..........
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doriansbutt · 1 day ago
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Reblog this with a celebrity that you share a birthday with in the tags
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