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one of my favorite things about bjork is that she just beat the shit out of someone in public
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I finally posted something new.
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Behold an easy top 10 tiktok of all time
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doritofalls · 2 days
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THREE DAYS left to preorder!
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PREORDERS ARE OPEN for a second batch of house of wax keychains, till the end of April! if you fancy yourself a polite southern boy that will definitely get you a fan belt, here's your chance!
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doritofalls · 3 days
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my biggest wolf creek pet peeve honestly is just that they keep dying mick's hair??? like we reached a rich silver fox by part 2, no notes, no comments, peak, everyone go home and then they walked it back for no reason??? you can't tell me that man would get his hair dyed bro.
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doritofalls · 3 days
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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affirmations for when you have to send emails
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“Ah. Mick Taylor’s the name. Pig-shooter and general fuckin’ Outback legend.”
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doritofalls · 3 days
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the cheesecake factory menu was written entirely by a blind elderly man named Zampastò and contains many references to culinary literature both classical and contemporary
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From Ursula K. Le Guin’s Cat Dreams. Illustrated by S. D. Schindler.
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doritofalls · 4 days
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Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.
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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.
they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country
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doritofalls · 4 days
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doritofalls · 5 days
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people are like "no one wants to work anymore" when every job application is like upload your resume and cover letter. okay now manually type out your resume and cover letter in our text boxes. okay now answer these 10 riddles. okay now take a rorschach test. okay now upload a photo of your childhood bedroom and explain the relationship between its layout and the adult you are today. okay now show us your youtube watch history. okay now define the color "red." okay now walk into a patch of poison ivy and take a selfie of you holding up a paper saying "i <3 ivy." okay now wave your hands in the air if you just don't care. that one was a trick to cull the applicants who don't care. okay now choose a loved one to sacrifice. great! thank you for submitting your application we will not be calling you
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