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Charname: You need to stop wearing so much black.

Dorn: I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.

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"Surrender is death, and death is for pussies."

-Dorn, probably

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"I d-d-do not want to confront you because you are violent and scary and weigh more than me."

-Khalid, to Dorn

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Charname: Help! I'm bleeding out! You need to apply pressure!

Dorn: Quit bleeding or I'm gonna kick your ass!

Charname, bleeding faster: THAT'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE-

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i love how Dorn is being supportive in most menacing way

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so in my headcanon Dorn would randomly pick Jos up like that and just stand there and wonder how on earth the bhaalspawn is some scrawny necromancer like this

(and how did it become his problem)

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dont ask why his shirts off

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Jaheira, about Dorn: He killed three people.

Charname, down bad: He could kill the shit out of me.

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Edwin: (Rambling openly about how he has the party fooled and will betray everyone)

Charname to Dorn and Kagain: He knows we can still see and hear him, right?

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Alora: Why is Dorn so mean?

Imoen: I guess when you find something you’re really good at you just stick with it.

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Imoen, about Dorn: What does he got?

Charname: A whole lot of anger.

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"We are who we are. We kill people. And then we eat breakfast."

-Dorn, probably

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Small Dorn art dump

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yeah that's my charname kidnapping his arm

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Our big, lovable brute and some of his biggest fans… as cats~ Just because.

I’m open to adding more Charname’s with a crush on Dorn turned kitties. Here are @avandra Cat, @joandaro Jos, @dorkagedoodles Heidrek @shaydh Valdir and my own Anqi ;3

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"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Edwin Odesseiron lemons! Do you know who I am!? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get the Wizards of Thay to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

- Edwin Odesseiron, probably