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Everyone say thank you american indigenous people for cultivating corn, potatoes, peppers, tomatoes, cacao, pumpkin, squash, and anything i missed. Makes life more meaningful globally

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fun fact due to a bureaucratic error on behalf of the hospital my bottom surgery was almost delayed 5 months. I’d already taken 4 months off work that I couldn’t change. I was fucked. I emailed them politely. Then I begged desperately. And nothing happened, I got polite emails back expressing sympathy. I begged for week. Then I filled out the paperwork necessary to sue the hospital, sent them an email that I’d be in the lobby the next morning to serve them the paperwork and officially sue them. When I showed up to the lobby they realized I wasn’t bluffing and gave me a surgical date when I originally should have had it had they not fucked up.

The only way to handle being a trans woman is to be angry when necessary and go after the money of those in power.

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In Super Mario Sunshine, there is a Pianta carrying mushrooms in Delfino Plaza who finds himself on fire at one point, so that Mario must put out the fire, for which he is awarded a Blue Coin.

However, before this, the Pianta is simply wandering around Delfino Plaza. It is actually possible to receive that Pianta's Blue Coin before he is ever set on fire because the game's code simply looks at whether an NPC has been "rescued" to decide to dispense its associated reward. The oversight here is that "being rescued" is a state that is shared across a fire being doused and the NPC being saved from goop.

As such, it is possible to bring goop to the Pianta by sliding to create goop trails. Whenever he walks over a goop trail, he will sink into it. Saving him from the goop sets the same "rescued" flag that saving him from the fire would have, causing him to give Mario the Blue Coin.

In the end, this creates a humorous scenario where Mario knows he will be rewarded for rescuing an NPC from danger, but does not want to wait for the NPC to get into danger by himself, so he creates the danger just to get the reward ahead of time.

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cupping my hands together in the shower over my tummy letting them fill with water and spill over pretending i'm a beautifully detailed statue fountain in sicily that was modeled after the sculptor's wife that tragically passed and he considers it his greatest loss and he never remarried and wept while thinking about her every night until he died and an eclectic, sort of geeky and awkward art history student just finished his final about me in which he said that several historians consider me the most beautiful statue fountain in the world, and while that is true, he's also been obsessed with me since he saw a picture of me in a library book when he was young and i'm part of the reason for his taste in women as an adult and he's going to use the college fund money he secretly put away to go to sicily with his girlfriend to come see me because i was the art piece that made her feel beautiful and finally comfortable in her own skin after years of feeling unloved because i look just like her (she is also hopelessly in love with me) and he gently caresses the wedding ring in his pocket smiling gently glancing over at her glowing face as she makes eye contact with me and finally feels like everything is going to be okay. then i get shampoo. in my eye

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read that post blacked out and woke up with this on my computer. crazy. stay safe out there everyone

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alignment chart based on how you translate "itadakimasu"

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This is a uniquely terrible time to have the first American pope in regards to global politics and optics, but by god is Chicago Pope a comedic goldmine. We are in a golden age of posting.

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i tried the “ask your mom what she would do if you were a bug” trend

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Frodo Baggins Anemia Moodboard

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In a new moment of mother daughter bonding my mom and I just broke into the empty apartment next door. In our defense the door was unlocked and all the lights were on and we know for a fact they don’t live there anymore but. I picked the lock to the master bedroom and

it’s. it’s certainly a location

[id: a photograph of a toilet that has been detached from the floor and is now sitting in the bathtub. The toilet tank cover has been taken off is laying sideways on top of the tank.]

@levymcgarden42 thanks for the description!

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